Aussie Rebel

A letter to my PENIS

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave ,
Now all you do is stare at the floor,
Oh dear Penis I don't like you anymore,

It used to be You and Me a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
Thats all we needed to get by,

Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame,
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore,

Now it's Penis's turn,

Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore,
Coz when you get to drinkin, you put me places I've never been before,
Dear Rodney I dont like you anymore,


Why can't we just get a grip on our Man to Hand relationship,
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever


Dear Penis I think I like you after all,

Oh and Rodney while your shaving! Shave my balls,


This is one of my favorite songs
by Rodney C

I hope you get a laugh out of it I do everytime I hear it,

See ya
Aussie Rebel