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#1 |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Okay it's time to be honest
How many of you have been caught by your girlfriend or boyfriend peeing in the shower?
How many of you here have caught your girlfriend or boyfriend peeing in the shower? How many of you here pee in the shower? Hey I said I can't fucking sleep! eros |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Originaly from Nazareth, but now living in Bakersfield CA
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I always like to pee on my girlfriend in the shower.
If she is turned the other way, she doesnt notice it. |
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#3 |
March 1st, 2003
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Hey Jesus,
was that Mary Magdalen? ![]() eros |
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#4 |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Well for you it's ok to pee on your girlfriend, since your piss heals people "Jesus"
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#5 |
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I HAVE to pee in the shower. However, if my gf tries to do it, I get upset... because pee in the shower stinks. Except mine, it smells like freshly baked muffins. |
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#6 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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It feels good to take a piss in the shower after fucking your girlfriend.
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#7 |
aka K-Man
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it feels good to piss on a shemale after sex...
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#8 |
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you're lucky Labret
mine always ends up smelling like asparagus |
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#10 |
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I dont know if this is a sign of getting old, but as soon as I turn on the shower I have to pee really bad. I never believed in that "hear running water have to pee" thing, until it started happening. I could easily turn around and use the toilet, no way, I would much rather do it in the shower. All hands free, not having to worry about aiming. Just let it fly. Like whacking it in the shower. And, no matter what, everytime I enter a Library, I have to shit. College was a bitch. And I hate to shit in public so it makes it an even more crippling disease to suffer from. |
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#11 |
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Fuck man wake up get in the Shower Turn the water on and Let her RIP hahah all over the Place then When your all DOne Spray some Scrubbing Bubbles in there and it cleans it
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#12 |
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doesn't everyone pee in the shower? i can't sleep either
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#13 |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Australia
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My girlfriend and I just piss on each other in the shower.. Kinda a bonding thing.
We're very close. Her piss smells like lavander. Mine smells like piss. Jason. I don't need to sleep. It's only 11pm. ------------------ DialerNET - Up to 85 cents per minute. We will host your dialers free. We pay by check or wire. Wires at NO charge! |
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#14 |
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#15 |
There can be only one
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I pee in the cat's food bowl. And sometimes in the garbage can.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Never been caught peeing in the shower, I usually pull aside the shower curtain and bullseye the toilet with "Russel the wonder muscle", never misses ![]() More recently, I was showering at my girlfriend's place (now my ex) a few years back, and I happened to blow my nose into my hands while the water sprayed on my face, and she heard me. She bitched at me for over an hour that it was gross etc. I said "hey, it's in the shower, everything goes down the fucking drain for Christ sake!" but she wouldn't shut up about it. The things people find to bitch at, I tell you. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> |
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#17 |
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toilet=shower
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#18 | |
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#2 I've peed in the shower before when that warm water hit me and I just wasn't ready for it...LOL #3 So have you...and if you claim you haven't ever then I guess you're on of those who don't masturbate either. Peeing in the shower and masturbation is like Hollywood and drugs. Everybody does it...they just don't admit it ![]() eros |
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#19 |
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peeinhg in the shower
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#22 |
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#24 |
They're all hookers, but mom!
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Well I haven't been caught per say..but I do piss in the shower. The only way I got caught I guess was because I tried to Pee on Her "while in the shower" and well it didn't go over real well.
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#25 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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