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Originally posted by DialerNET:
Her piss smells like lavander.
Mine smells like piss.
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Ask her what yours tastes like though. Maybe she'll say asparagus.
Never been caught peeing in the shower, I usually pull aside the shower curtain and bullseye the toilet with "Russel the wonder muscle", never misses
But I was once caught by my parents, I was with my girlfriend in the shower while they were supposed to be grocery shopping, I was 20 at the time. Embarrassment! I did pee on her once at a different time, but it didn't do much for me, although she seemed to enjoy it somewhat.
More recently, I was showering at my girlfriend's place (now my ex) a few years back, and I happened to blow my nose into my hands while the water sprayed on my face, and she heard me. She bitched at me for over an hour that it was gross etc. I said "hey, it's in the shower, everything goes down the fucking drain for Christ sake!" but she wouldn't shut up about it. The things people find to bitch at, I tell you.
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