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Persius · 02-26-2005, 04:36 PM

Friend sent this storyto me LOL

<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.

polish_aristocrat · 02-26-2005, 04:37 PM

sonofsam · 02-26-2005, 04:40 PM

i would have snapped.....

did he knock her out ??

btw.... what did your friend do for her to do that?

pussyluver · 02-26-2005, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius

Friend sent this storyto me LOL

<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.

Well if true, that would truly suck. Someone should piss in her gas tank.

hova · 02-26-2005, 04:43 PM

Did she swallow?

sonofsam · 02-26-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by hova

Did she swallow?

no she spit it into the brownie mix that she came to the guys house with remember?

hova · 02-26-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

no she spit it into the brownie mix that she came to the guys house with remember?

I remember now thanks, but can you please post the vid?

Manowar · 02-26-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

Adam-EB · 02-26-2005, 04:50 PM

uno · 02-26-2005, 04:53 PM

That's a pretty damn old story.

http://www.stileproject.com/worst.html

Manowar · 02-26-2005, 04:53 PM

on a more serious note i would have knocked both the girl and the guy for six for doing that

alexg · 02-26-2005, 05:07 PM

wtf i would have raped her

sonofsam · 02-26-2005, 05:07 PM

i'm against hitting girls, but i would have knocked her the fuck out

Basic_man · 02-26-2005, 05:09 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's one of the best story I've heard in a long time !

labeledas · 02-26-2005, 05:14 PM

you don't have to hit her you can always trip

and fall into her, cause some damage that way

Vitasoy · 02-26-2005, 05:16 PM

haha that pic is awesome

Fake Nick · 02-26-2005, 05:17 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=437375

DarkJedi · 02-26-2005, 05:33 PM

i didnt get the story.

he was watching simpsons and she was sucking some other dude on tape ?

xclusive · 02-26-2005, 05:37 PM

that's fucked up

sonofsam · 02-26-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

i didnt get the story.

he was watching simpsons and she was sucking some other dude on tape ?

she cheated on him... video taped herself sucking a guys dick and spitting his come into the brownie mix....

then she cooked the brownies... brought the tape over to her bofyrineds house... and while he was eating the brownies with cum in it... played the tape and showed the guy busting a nut into the brownie mix

DarkJedi · 02-26-2005, 05:40 PM

holy shit, i would have puched a hole thru that bitches head

woj · 02-26-2005, 05:52 PM

ouch, that would suck :-/

Steen2 · 02-26-2005, 06:07 PM

funny but gross

Warden · 02-26-2005, 06:13 PM

I don't know how many times I have heard that story with slight variations. Back when I was in the Army we had the guy who was in the first Desert Storm. His wife send a video tape and a care package. Its a video of the kids and her when all of a sudden it goes to her getting DP'ed, she stops to look at the camera and then tells him she wants a divorce and then goes back to sucking the guys dick.

Persius · 02-26-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i'm against hitting girls, but i would have knocked her the fuck out

lmao @ sonofsam

axelcat · 02-26-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

axelcat · 02-26-2005, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius

Friend sent this storyto me LOL

<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.

You mean metrowned

Persius · 02-26-2005, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by axelcat

You mean metrowned

yah well if the guy was a metro yes :P cant just say metrowned without proof

Spunky · 02-26-2005, 07:47 PM

Women are evil!!

Danny Dukes · 02-26-2005, 07:53 PM

I would have kicked her in the pussy!

Kapitan Ivanov II · 02-26-2005, 07:56 PM

I found this story to be rather erotic.

Persius · 02-26-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan Ivanov II

I found this story to be rather erotic.

your a sick man

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