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Persius 02-26-2005 04:36 PM

OWNED -story LOL!
 
Friend sent this storyto me LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 02-26-2005 04:37 PM

http://www.woodturnedcreations.com/D...all%20tape.jpg

sonofsam 02-26-2005 04:40 PM

i would have snapped.....


did he knock her out ??

btw.... what did your friend do for her to do that?

pussyluver 02-26-2005 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius
Friend sent this storyto me LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Well if true, that would truly suck. Someone should piss in her gas tank.

hova 02-26-2005 04:43 PM

Did she swallow?

sonofsam 02-26-2005 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hova
Did she swallow?

no she spit it into the brownie mix that she came to the guys house with remember?

hova 02-26-2005 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
no she spit it into the brownie mix that she came to the guys house with remember?

I remember now thanks, but can you please post the vid?

Manowar 02-26-2005 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Adam-EB 02-26-2005 04:50 PM

:mad: :mad: :mad:

uno 02-26-2005 04:53 PM

That's a pretty damn old story.

http://www.stileproject.com/worst.html

Manowar 02-26-2005 04:53 PM

on a more serious note i would have knocked both the girl and the guy for six for doing that

alexg 02-26-2005 05:07 PM

wtf i would have raped her

sonofsam 02-26-2005 05:07 PM

i'm against hitting girls, but i would have knocked her the fuck out

Basic_man 02-26-2005 05:09 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's one of the best story I've heard in a long time !

labeledas 02-26-2005 05:14 PM

you don't have to hit her you can always trip :winkwink: and fall into her, cause some damage that way

Vitasoy 02-26-2005 05:16 PM

haha that pic is awesome

Fake Nick 02-26-2005 05:17 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=437375

DarkJedi 02-26-2005 05:33 PM

i didnt get the story.

he was watching simpsons and she was sucking some other dude on tape ?

xclusive 02-26-2005 05:37 PM

that's fucked up

sonofsam 02-26-2005 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
i didnt get the story.

he was watching simpsons and she was sucking some other dude on tape ?

she cheated on him... video taped herself sucking a guys dick and spitting his come into the brownie mix....

then she cooked the brownies... brought the tape over to her bofyrineds house... and while he was eating the brownies with cum in it... played the tape and showed the guy busting a nut into the brownie mix


:thumbsup

DarkJedi 02-26-2005 05:40 PM

holy shit, i would have puched a hole thru that bitches head

woj 02-26-2005 05:52 PM

ouch, that would suck :-/

Steen2 02-26-2005 06:07 PM

funny but gross

Warden 02-26-2005 06:13 PM

I don't know how many times I have heard that story with slight variations. Back when I was in the Army we had the guy who was in the first Desert Storm. His wife send a video tape and a care package. Its a video of the kids and her when all of a sudden it goes to her getting DP'ed, she stops to look at the camera and then tells him she wants a divorce and then goes back to sucking the guys dick.

Persius 02-26-2005 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
i'm against hitting girls, but i would have knocked her the fuck out

lmao @ sonofsam

axelcat 02-26-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

axelcat 02-26-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius
Friend sent this storyto me LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You mean metrowned :thumbsup

Persius 02-26-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by axelcat
You mean metrowned :thumbsup

yah well if the guy was a metro yes :P cant just say metrowned without proof :thumbsup

Spunky 02-26-2005 07:47 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Women are evil!! :(

Danny Dukes 02-26-2005 07:53 PM

I would have kicked her in the pussy!

Kapitan Ivanov II 02-26-2005 07:56 PM

I found this story to be rather erotic.

Persius 02-26-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
I found this story to be rather erotic.

your a sick man :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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