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  • Persius
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11779

    #1

    OWNED -story LOL!

    Friend sent this storyto me LOL

    <TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
    by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
    tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
    the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
    her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
    camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
    the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.



  • polish_aristocrat
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    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #2
    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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    • sonofsam
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      • Dec 2004
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      #3
      i would have snapped.....


      did he knock her out ??

      btw.... what did your friend do for her to do that?
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      • pussyluver
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        • Mar 2003
        • 11009

        #4
        Originally posted by Persius
        Friend sent this storyto me LOL

        <TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
        by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
        tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
        the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
        her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
        camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
        the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.



        Well if true, that would truly suck. Someone should piss in her gas tank.

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        • hova
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          • Jan 2002
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          #5
          Did she swallow?
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          • sonofsam
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            • Dec 2004
            • 18644

            #6
            Originally posted by hova
            Did she swallow?
            no she spit it into the brownie mix that she came to the guys house with remember?
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            • hova
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              • Jan 2002
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              #7
              Originally posted by sonofsam
              no she spit it into the brownie mix that she came to the guys house with remember?
              I remember now thanks, but can you please post the vid?
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              • Manowar
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                • Dec 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

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                • Adam-EB
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                  • Mar 2004
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                  #9
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                  • uno
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 18450

                    #10
                    That's a pretty damn old story.

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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
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                      #11
                      on a more serious note i would have knocked both the girl and the guy for six for doing that

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                      • alexg
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                        • Aug 2003
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                        #12
                        wtf i would have raped her

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                        • sonofsam
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18644

                          #13
                          i'm against hitting girls, but i would have knocked her the fuck out
                          I like turtles.

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                          • Basic_man
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                            • Oct 2003
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                            #14
                            Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's one of the best story I've heard in a long time !
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                            • labeledas
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                              • Oct 2002
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                              #15
                              you don't have to hit her you can always trip and fall into her, cause some damage that way

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                              • Vitasoy
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                                • Oct 2003
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                                #16
                                haha that pic is awesome


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                                • Fake Nick
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 7708

                                  #17
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                                  • DarkJedi
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                                    • Feb 2001
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                                    #18
                                    i didnt get the story.

                                    he was watching simpsons and she was sucking some other dude on tape ?

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                                    • xclusive
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                                      • Apr 2004
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                                      #19
                                      that's fucked up

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                                      • sonofsam
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                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 18644

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                        i didnt get the story.

                                        he was watching simpsons and she was sucking some other dude on tape ?
                                        she cheated on him... video taped herself sucking a guys dick and spitting his come into the brownie mix....

                                        then she cooked the brownies... brought the tape over to her bofyrineds house... and while he was eating the brownies with cum in it... played the tape and showed the guy busting a nut into the brownie mix


                                        I like turtles.

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                                        • DarkJedi
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                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 28301

                                          #21
                                          holy shit, i would have puched a hole thru that bitches head

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                                          • woj
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                                            • Jul 2002
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                                            #22
                                            ouch, that would suck :-/
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                                            • Steen2
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                                              • Feb 2004
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                                              #23
                                              funny but gross
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                                              • Warden
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                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                #24
                                                I don't know how many times I have heard that story with slight variations. Back when I was in the Army we had the guy who was in the first Desert Storm. His wife send a video tape and a care package. Its a video of the kids and her when all of a sudden it goes to her getting DP'ed, she stops to look at the camera and then tells him she wants a divorce and then goes back to sucking the guys dick.
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                                                • Persius
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                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                  i'm against hitting girls, but i would have knocked her the fuck out
                                                  lmao @ sonofsam

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                                                  • axelcat
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                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 25450

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

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                                                    • axelcat
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                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 25450

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Persius
                                                      Friend sent this storyto me LOL

                                                      <TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
                                                      by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
                                                      tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
                                                      the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
                                                      her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
                                                      camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
                                                      the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.



                                                      You mean metrowned

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                                                      • Persius
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                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by axelcat
                                                        You mean metrowned
                                                        yah well if the guy was a metro yes :P cant just say metrowned without proof

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                                                        • Spunky
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                                                          • Jun 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Women are evil!!

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                                                          • Danny Dukes
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                                                            • Oct 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            I would have kicked her in the pussy!

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                                                            • Kapitan Ivanov II
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                                                              • Jan 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              I found this story to be rather erotic.
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                                                              • Persius
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                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
                                                                I found this story to be rather erotic.
                                                                your a sick man

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