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02-17-2005, 05:13 PM
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Have I ever mentioned that Canadian Customs sucks?
The bastards were all up my ass for the better part of an hour and without the courtesy of a kiss or a reach around.
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02-17-2005, 05:14 PM
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Is there any customs in the world that doesn't suck?
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02-17-2005, 05:14 PM
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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02-17-2005, 05:16 PM
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I've never had problems with any customs other than Canadian and US. |
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02-17-2005, 05:16 PM
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i keep hearing the same thing..They must be really bad
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02-17-2005, 05:17 PM
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GFY'S #1 retard
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Did I ever mention what happened when I came back from last year's Phoenix Forum? I had the lightspeed girls jumping nude on the trampoline and the customs agent that looked over my tape asked me what kinda sick person gets off on that type of stuff when he gave my camera back! I can't remember what I said or did but it was something along the lines of giving him a blank stare. Canadian customs agents are fucked! |
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02-17-2005, 05:20 PM
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especially if you're english speaking at the Quebec borders
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02-17-2005, 05:21 PM
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02-17-2005, 05:22 PM
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if you got them some donuts, they will let you thur no prob
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02-17-2005, 05:22 PM
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02-17-2005, 05:23 PM
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Let's do some business!
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Aaron if your ass wasn't so damned sexy they would have no reason to be all up it.
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02-17-2005, 05:25 PM
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I think Juicy can agree with ya on this one
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02-17-2005, 05:28 PM
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My hips don't lie
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02-17-2005, 05:30 PM
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You look like a Heroin Smuggler;) Hit me up on ICQ 218503927
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02-17-2005, 05:31 PM
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We shall see how it goes for him this time around. He's flying in tomorrow afternoon. |
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02-17-2005, 05:32 PM
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02-17-2005, 05:40 PM
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Hahaha... the only reason that Canada/US customs gives you a hard time Aaron is because they think you're gay.
How many times have they asked you if you're "like that" now?  |
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02-17-2005, 05:40 PM
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Do they actually take a look at your files? This sounds scary
Maybe we shouldn't bring the laptop full of divx and porn on our trip !?! |
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02-17-2005, 05:42 PM
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02-17-2005, 06:29 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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after my last trip to New York, I had such a fucking bitch of a time with them (hours of them going through my laptop), i have never crossed the border with a laptop since. have no plans to either.
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02-17-2005, 06:41 PM
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02-17-2005, 06:45 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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02-17-2005, 06:45 PM
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02-17-2005, 06:50 PM
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02-17-2005, 06:52 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-17-2005, 06:56 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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02-17-2005, 06:58 PM
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02-17-2005, 07:00 PM
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As you wish...
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Have I ever mentioned that I wish you still had some licensed content around that I could buy for AmateurMarket.net?
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02-17-2005, 07:00 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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02-17-2005, 07:02 PM
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I think Customs in every country sucks.
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02-17-2005, 07:04 PM
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02-17-2005, 07:06 PM
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Let's do some business!
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I recently bought a laptop to use when traveling and away from home for business. Right now it has no porn on it other than the links in my browsers history. Are you guys basically saying that if I plan on traveling out of the country I shouldn't add any porn to it?
And why did they ever choose to search your laptop to begin with? Thousands of people have to go through customs every day with laptops, why were you different?
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02-17-2005, 07:11 PM
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02-17-2005, 07:13 PM
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Let's do some business!
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My only guess would be sponsored shirts or other items, or if they saw your business card and it had something related to porn... mine doesn't.
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So Fucking Banned
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how can they resist an ass like that?
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02-17-2005, 07:17 PM
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02-17-2005, 07:27 PM
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U.S is no better!
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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they asked what i did, i gave them the usual internet marketing line, then they asked about adult, and i'm not going to lie the them, so i said we have some involvement in marketing adult sites. they let me through without issue. i crossed the border at least 5 times after that, and no real problems except once when i was pulled out of the line again, a couple of questions, quick look through my bags and i was on my way. i was still traveling with a laptop at this point, and didn't see any reason not too. then, after getting back from NYC with my brother, they decided to go through absolutely everything. was kind of funny as we use macs, and the agents have no clue how to operate them. basically i had to go through my drive and show them everything for them. honestly i could have easily hide something from them if it was my intention, but i have nothing to hide. so we watched a couple hours worth of ultrawiredsex.com videos with them. at least they didn't seize the laptops (like they did to sleazy).
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02-17-2005, 07:46 PM
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You guys are missing the point... customs really did ask Aaron (for the second time now) if he was going across the border for any homosexual reasons.
For real!! |
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No, you have never mentioned that. Lucky for you that i have many MANY thousands of images available. Ask and you shall receive. |
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02-17-2005, 08:18 PM
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It must suck to be the guy on the other end, waiting for your ass!
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Look you bastard....Don't be telling half the story. They think that because the US customs dude was hitting on you back in May when we crossed to Vancouver. You are the reason I am red flagged. Fucker. |
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Long time no happy ending
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Long time no happy ending
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And true. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=298388 |
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I have an easier time getting into the USA than I do coming back home. Canada Customs suck. Then again, Canada Customs is now part of our Revenue Agency, so they're very familiar with me.
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they hate us dude..everytime i cross the border...it's straight to the second line.
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I'm sure the guy who was picking you up, had really, really nice things to say about you while he was waiting, as well when he got home!
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