Have I ever mentioned that Canadian Customs sucks? - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 02-17-2005, 05:13 PM

The bastards were all up my ass for the better part of an hour and without the courtesy of a kiss or a reach around.

BRISK · 02-17-2005, 05:14 PM

Is there any customs in the world that doesn't suck?

WarChild · 02-17-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

The bastards were all up my ass for the better part of an hour and without the courtesy of a kiss or a reach around.

Yeah, I'd have to agree that Canada Customs sucks ass.

AaronM · 02-17-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

Is there any customs in the world that doesn't suck?

I've never had problems with any customs other than Canadian and US.

Nader · 02-17-2005, 05:16 PM

i keep hearing the same thing..They must be really bad

Huggles · 02-17-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

The bastards were all up my ass for the better part of an hour and without the courtesy of a kiss or a reach around.

Did I ever mention what happened when I came back from last year's Phoenix Forum?

I had the lightspeed girls jumping nude on the trampoline and the customs agent that looked over my tape asked me what kinda sick person gets off on that type of stuff when he gave my camera back!

I can't remember what I said or did but it was something along the lines of giving him a blank stare. Canadian customs agents are fucked!

Dina_C9 · 02-17-2005, 05:20 PM

especially if you're english speaking at the Quebec borders

skillfull · 02-17-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dina_C9

especially if you're english speaking at the Quebec borders

or french speaking at the Ontarian/USA border

pornstar2pac · 02-17-2005, 05:22 PM

if you got them some donuts, they will let you thur no prob

tungsten · 02-17-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Did I ever mention what happened when I came back from last year's Phoenix Forum?

I had the lightspeed girls jumping nude on the trampoline and the customs agent that looked over my tape asked me what kinda sick person gets off on that type of stuff when he gave my camera back!

I can't remember what I said or did but it was something along the lines of giving him a blank stare. Canadian customs agents are fucked!

some weird agent you had :D

Sly · 02-17-2005, 05:23 PM

Aaron if your ass wasn't so damned sexy they would have no reason to be all up it.

Nicky · 02-17-2005, 05:25 PM

I think Juicy can agree with ya on this one

xxxdesign-net · 02-17-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Did I ever mention what happened when I came back from last year's Phoenix Forum?

I had the lightspeed girls jumping nude on the trampoline and the customs agent that looked over my tape asked me what kinda sick person gets off on that type of stuff when he gave my camera back!

I can't remember what I said or did but it was something along the lines of giving him a blank stare. Canadian customs agents are fucked!

most custom agents are on a power trip... they can do or say what they want and you cant...

Danny Dukes · 02-17-2005, 05:30 PM

You look like a Heroin Smuggler;) Hit me up on ICQ 218503927

AaronM · 02-17-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

I think Juicy can agree with ya on this one

We shall see how it goes for him this time around. He's flying in tomorrow afternoon.

AaronM · 02-17-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Dukes

You look like a Heroin Smuggler;) Hit me up on ICQ 218503927

I'll have to call you. I didn't bring my laptop with me. Thank God for that...Customs would havce had a field day.

StuartD · 02-17-2005, 05:40 PM

Hahaha... the only reason that Canada/US customs gives you a hard time Aaron is because they think you're gay.
How many times have they asked you if you're "like that" now?

Jizar II · 02-17-2005, 05:40 PM

Do they actually take a look at your files? This sounds scary

Maybe we shouldn't bring the laptop full of divx and porn on our trip !?!

Danny Dukes · 02-17-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I'll have to call you. I didn't bring my laptop with me. Thank God for that...Customs would havce had a field day.

Call Me 626-712-3475

quiet · 02-17-2005, 06:29 PM

after my last trip to New York, I had such a fucking bitch of a time with them (hours of them going through my laptop), i have never crossed the border with a laptop since. have no plans to either.

BRISK · 02-17-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

after my last trip to New York, I had such a fucking bitch of a time with them (hours of them going through my laptop), i have never crossed the border with a laptop since. have no plans to either.

What were they looking for?

quiet · 02-17-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

What were they looking for?

illegal porn.

BRISK · 02-17-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

illegal porn.

Did they start looking for that after you told them your work?

iBanker · 02-17-2005, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I've never had problems with any customs other than Canadian and US.

Try smuggling a clay tweety bird statue with 40 pounds of coke from T.J. to san diego....thats a shitty trip through cutoms too....

Juicy D. Links · 02-17-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

I think Juicy can agree with ya on this one

those fuckers can eat my big juicy cock. They should be honored a good looking stallion like me is visiting there country

quiet · 02-17-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

Did they start looking for that after you told them your work?

nope. they some how already knew what i did. they've asked me questions before, but nothing like that. without a laptop though, there isn't really much they can do other than tear through your clothes etc.

BRISK · 02-17-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

nope. they some how already knew what i did. they've asked me questions before, but nothing like that. without a laptop though, there isn't really much they can do other than tear through your clothes etc.

They already knew what you did? That sounds creepy. Like they typed your name into their database and it came back saying you work in porn?

Donny · 02-17-2005, 07:00 PM

Have I ever mentioned that I wish you still had some licensed content around that I could buy for AmateurMarket.net?

quiet · 02-17-2005, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

They already knew what you did? That sounds creepy. Like they typed your name into their database and it came back saying you work in porn?

possibly. my brother (who was working for me at the time) was also there, and they separated us and went through his laptop and asked a ton of questions to him as well.

reynold · 02-17-2005, 07:02 PM

I think Customs in every country sucks.

BRISK · 02-17-2005, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

possibly. my brother (who was working for me at the time) was also there, and they separated us and went through his laptop and asked a ton of questions to him as well.

What did they say that made you think that they already knew what you do?

Sly · 02-17-2005, 07:06 PM

I recently bought a laptop to use when traveling and away from home for business. Right now it has no porn on it other than the links in my browsers history. Are you guys basically saying that if I plan on traveling out of the country I shouldn't add any porn to it?

And why did they ever choose to search your laptop to begin with? Thousands of people have to go through customs every day with laptops, why were you different?

BRISK · 02-17-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I recently bought a laptop to use when traveling and away from home for business. Right now it has no porn on it other than the links in my browsers history. Are you guys basically saying that if I plan on traveling out of the country I shouldn't add any porn to it?

And why did they ever choose to search your laptop to begin with? Thousands of people have to go through customs every day with laptops, why were you different?

I think if they figure out that you work in the adult industry, they're automatically going to assume you might have child porn on your computer.

Sly · 02-17-2005, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

I think if they figure out that you work in the adult industry, they're automatically going to assume you might have child porn on your computer.

So how do they figure that out?

My only guess would be sponsored shirts or other items, or if they saw your business card and it had something related to porn... mine doesn't.

baddog · 02-17-2005, 07:13 PM

how can they resist an ass like that?

BRISK · 02-17-2005, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

So how do they figure that out?

My only guess would be sponsored shirts or other items, or if they saw your business card and it had something related to porn... mine doesn't.

They ask "What is your occupation?", "What are you doing in the country?"

Head · 02-17-2005, 07:27 PM

U.S is no better!

quiet · 02-17-2005, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

What did they say that made you think that they already knew what you do?

i keep a very low profile. i would never wear any shirts, and my biz card is mainstream. email addy is mainstream, everything is.

they asked what i did, i gave them the usual internet marketing line, then they asked about adult, and i'm not going to lie the them, so i said we have some involvement in marketing adult sites. they let me through without issue. i crossed the border at least 5 times after that, and no real problems except once when i was pulled out of the line again, a couple of questions, quick look through my bags and i was on my way. i was still traveling with a laptop at this point, and didn't see any reason not too. then, after getting back from NYC with my brother, they decided to go through absolutely everything. was kind of funny as we use macs, and the agents have no clue how to operate them. basically i had to go through my drive and show them everything for them. honestly i could have easily hide something from them if it was my intention, but i have nothing to hide. so we watched a couple hours worth of ultrawiredsex.com videos with them. at least they didn't seize the laptops (like they did to sleazy).

StuartD · 02-17-2005, 07:46 PM

You guys are missing the point... customs really did ask Aaron (for the second time now) if he was going across the border for any homosexual reasons.
For real!!

AaronM · 02-17-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Have I ever mentioned that I wish you still had some licensed content around that I could buy for AmateurMarket.net?

No, you have never mentioned that.

Lucky for you that i have many MANY thousands of images available. Ask and you shall receive.

rollinOn20s · 02-17-2005, 08:18 PM

It must suck to be the guy on the other end, waiting for your ass!

AaronM · 02-17-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

You guys are missing the point... customs really did ask Aaron (for the second time now) if he was going across the border for any homosexual reasons.
For real!!

Look you bastard....Don't be telling half the story.

They think that because the US customs dude was hitting on you back in May when we crossed to Vancouver. You are the reason I am red flagged.

Fucker.

Peter Romero · 02-17-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

i keep a very low profile. i would never wear any shirts, and my biz card is mainstream. email addy is mainstream, everything is.

they asked what i did, i gave them the usual internet marketing line, then they asked about adult, and i'm not going to lie the them, so i said we have some involvement in marketing adult sites. they let me through without issue. i crossed the border at least 5 times after that, and no real problems except once when i was pulled out of the line again, a couple of questions, quick look through my bags and i was on my way. i was still traveling with a laptop at this point, and didn't see any reason not too. then, after getting back from NYC with my brother, they decided to go through absolutely everything. was kind of funny as we use macs, and the agents have no clue how to operate them. basically i had to go through my drive and show them everything for them. honestly i could have easily hide something from them if it was my intention, but i have nothing to hide. so we watched a couple hours worth of ultrawiredsex.com videos with them. at least they didn't seize the laptops (like they did to sleazy).

Could you ICQ me please? Thank you.

Peter Romero · 02-17-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Look you bastard....Don't be telling half the story.

They think that because the US customs dude was hitting on you back in May when we crossed to Vancouver. You are the reason I am red flagged.

Fucker.

OK... that is funny.

AaronM · 02-17-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by POV Porn guy

OK... that is funny.

And true.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=298388

WiredGuy · 02-17-2005, 08:36 PM

I have an easier time getting into the USA than I do coming back home. Canada Customs suck. Then again, Canada Customs is now part of our Revenue Agency, so they're very familiar with me.

WG

Bex · 02-17-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I have an easier time getting into the USA than I do coming back home. Canada Customs suck. Then again, Canada Customs is now part of our Revenue Agency, so they're very familiar with me.

WG

They want to recoup some of that $$$ in time spent?

Love Brokers · 02-17-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader

i keep hearing the same thing..They must be really bad

How bout "DOING WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO DO. TRYING TO KEEP ASSHOLES OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN COUNTRY."

yellowmenace · 02-17-2005, 09:07 PM

they hate us dude..everytime i cross the border...it's straight to the second line.

rollinOn20s · 02-17-2005, 10:07 PM

I'm sure the guy who was picking you up, had really, really nice things to say about you while he was waiting, as well when he got home!

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Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,329	I recently bought a laptop to use when traveling and away from home for business. Right now it has no porn on it other than the links in my browsers history. Are you guys basically saying that if I plan on traveling out of the country I shouldn't add any porn to it? And why did they ever choose to search your laptop to begin with? Thousands of people have to go through customs every day with laptops, why were you different? __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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