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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    Have I ever mentioned that Canadian Customs sucks?

    The bastards were all up my ass for the better part of an hour and without the courtesy of a kiss or a reach around.

  • BRISK
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2003
    • 12240

    #2
    Is there any customs in the world that doesn't suck?
    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
    I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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    • WarChild
      Let slip the dogs of war.
      • Jan 2003
      • 17263

      #3
      Originally posted by AaronM
      The bastards were all up my ass for the better part of an hour and without the courtesy of a kiss or a reach around.

      Yeah, I'd have to agree that Canada Customs sucks ass.
      .

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      • AaronM
        GFY Royality ;)
        • Oct 2001
        • 46917

        #4
        Originally posted by BRISK
        Is there any customs in the world that doesn't suck?

        I've never had problems with any customs other than Canadian and US.

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        • Nader
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 5086

          #5
          i keep hearing the same thing..They must be really bad

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          • Huggles
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            • Feb 2003
            • 12499

            #6
            Originally posted by AaronM
            The bastards were all up my ass for the better part of an hour and without the courtesy of a kiss or a reach around.


            Did I ever mention what happened when I came back from last year's Phoenix Forum?

            I had the lightspeed girls jumping nude on the trampoline and the customs agent that looked over my tape asked me what kinda sick person gets off on that type of stuff when he gave my camera back!

            I can't remember what I said or did but it was something along the lines of giving him a blank stare. Canadian customs agents are fucked!
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            • Dina_C9
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              • Feb 2005
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              #7
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              • skillfull
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                • Apr 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by Dina_C9
                especially if you're english speaking at the Quebec borders
                or french speaking at the Ontarian/USA border
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                • pornstar2pac
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 17380

                  #9
                  if you got them some donuts, they will let you thur no prob
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                  • tungsten
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                    • Mar 2004
                    • 10579

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Huggles
                    Did I ever mention what happened when I came back from last year's Phoenix Forum?

                    I had the lightspeed girls jumping nude on the trampoline and the customs agent that looked over my tape asked me what kinda sick person gets off on that type of stuff when he gave my camera back!

                    I can't remember what I said or did but it was something along the lines of giving him a blank stare. Canadian customs agents are fucked!
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                    • Sly
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                      • Sep 2004
                      • 31377

                      #11
                      Aaron if your ass wasn't so damned sexy they would have no reason to be all up it.
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                      • Nicky
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 30071

                        #12
                        I think Juicy can agree with ya on this one

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                        • xxxdesign-net
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 10129

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Huggles
                          Did I ever mention what happened when I came back from last year's Phoenix Forum?

                          I had the lightspeed girls jumping nude on the trampoline and the customs agent that looked over my tape asked me what kinda sick person gets off on that type of stuff when he gave my camera back!

                          I can't remember what I said or did but it was something along the lines of giving him a blank stare. Canadian customs agents are fucked!
                          most custom agents are on a power trip... they can do or say what they want and you cant...

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                          • Danny Dukes
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                            • Oct 2003
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                            #14
                            You look like a Heroin Smuggler;) Hit me up on ICQ 218503927

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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46917

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nicky
                              I think Juicy can agree with ya on this one

                              We shall see how it goes for him this time around. He's flying in tomorrow afternoon.

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                              • AaronM
                                GFY Royality ;)
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 46917

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                                You look like a Heroin Smuggler;) Hit me up on ICQ 218503927
                                I'll have to call you. I didn't bring my laptop with me. Thank God for that...Customs would havce had a field day.

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                                • StuartD
                                  Sofa King Band
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 29903

                                  #17
                                  Hahaha... the only reason that Canada/US customs gives you a hard time Aaron is because they think you're gay.
                                  How many times have they asked you if you're "like that" now?
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                                  • Jizar II
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                                    • May 2001
                                    • 1425

                                    #18
                                    Do they actually take a look at your files? This sounds scary
                                    Maybe we shouldn't bring the laptop full of divx and porn on our trip !?!

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                                    • Danny Dukes
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 1988

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                      I'll have to call you. I didn't bring my laptop with me. Thank God for that...Customs would havce had a field day.
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                                      • quiet
                                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                        • Sep 2001
                                        • 25115

                                        #20
                                        after my last trip to New York, I had such a fucking bitch of a time with them (hours of them going through my laptop), i have never crossed the border with a laptop since. have no plans to either.
                                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                        • BRISK
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 12240

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by quiet
                                          after my last trip to New York, I had such a fucking bitch of a time with them (hours of them going through my laptop), i have never crossed the border with a laptop since. have no plans to either.
                                          What were they looking for?
                                          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                          • quiet
                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 25115

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BRISK
                                            What were they looking for?
                                            illegal porn.
                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                            • BRISK
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 12240

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by quiet
                                              illegal porn.
                                              Did they start looking for that after you told them your work?
                                              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                              • iBanker
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                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 2758

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                I've never had problems with any customs other than Canadian and US.
                                                Try smuggling a clay tweety bird statue with 40 pounds of coke from T.J. to san diego....thats a shitty trip through cutoms too....
                                                Last edited by iBanker; 02-17-2005, 04:52 PM.
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                                                • Juicy D. Links
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                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 122992

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Nicky
                                                  I think Juicy can agree with ya on this one
                                                  those fuckers can eat my big juicy cock. They should be honored a good looking stallion like me is visiting there country

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                                                  • quiet
                                                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 25115

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BRISK
                                                    Did they start looking for that after you told them your work?
                                                    nope. they some how already knew what i did. they've asked me questions before, but nothing like that. without a laptop though, there isn't really much they can do other than tear through your clothes etc.
                                                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                    • BRISK
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 12240

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by quiet
                                                      nope. they some how already knew what i did. they've asked me questions before, but nothing like that. without a laptop though, there isn't really much they can do other than tear through your clothes etc.
                                                      They already knew what you did? That sounds creepy. Like they typed your name into their database and it came back saying you work in porn?
                                                      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                      • Donny
                                                        As you wish...
                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 13754

                                                        #28
                                                        Have I ever mentioned that I wish you still had some licensed content around that I could buy for AmateurMarket.net?

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                                                        • quiet
                                                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                          • 25115

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BRISK
                                                          They already knew what you did? That sounds creepy. Like they typed your name into their database and it came back saying you work in porn?
                                                          possibly. my brother (who was working for me at the time) was also there, and they separated us and went through his laptop and asked a ton of questions to him as well.
                                                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                          • reynold
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                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 51271

                                                            #30
                                                            I think Customs in every country sucks.

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                                                            • BRISK
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 12240

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by quiet
                                                              possibly. my brother (who was working for me at the time) was also there, and they separated us and went through his laptop and asked a ton of questions to him as well.
                                                              What did they say that made you think that they already knew what you do?
                                                              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                              • Sly
                                                                Let's do some business!
                                                                • Sep 2004
                                                                • 31377

                                                                #32
                                                                I recently bought a laptop to use when traveling and away from home for business. Right now it has no porn on it other than the links in my browsers history. Are you guys basically saying that if I plan on traveling out of the country I shouldn't add any porn to it?

                                                                And why did they ever choose to search your laptop to begin with? Thousands of people have to go through customs every day with laptops, why were you different?
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                                                                • BRISK
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 12240

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Sly
                                                                  I recently bought a laptop to use when traveling and away from home for business. Right now it has no porn on it other than the links in my browsers history. Are you guys basically saying that if I plan on traveling out of the country I shouldn't add any porn to it?

                                                                  And why did they ever choose to search your laptop to begin with? Thousands of people have to go through customs every day with laptops, why were you different?
                                                                  I think if they figure out that you work in the adult industry, they're automatically going to assume you might have child porn on your computer.
                                                                  I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                                  I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                  • Sly
                                                                    Let's do some business!
                                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                                    • 31377

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BRISK
                                                                    I think if they figure out that you work in the adult industry, they're automatically going to assume you might have child porn on your computer.
                                                                    So how do they figure that out?

                                                                    My only guess would be sponsored shirts or other items, or if they saw your business card and it had something related to porn... mine doesn't.
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                                                                    • baddog
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                                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      how can they resist an ass like that?

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                                                                      • BRISK
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 12240

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Sly
                                                                        So how do they figure that out?

                                                                        My only guess would be sponsored shirts or other items, or if they saw your business card and it had something related to porn... mine doesn't.
                                                                        They ask "What is your occupation?", "What are you doing in the country?"
                                                                        I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                                        I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                        • Head
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 8278

                                                                          #37
                                                                          U.S is no better!

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                                                                          • quiet
                                                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                            • 25115

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by BRISK
                                                                            What did they say that made you think that they already knew what you do?
                                                                            i keep a very low profile. i would never wear any shirts, and my biz card is mainstream. email addy is mainstream, everything is.

                                                                            they asked what i did, i gave them the usual internet marketing line, then they asked about adult, and i'm not going to lie the them, so i said we have some involvement in marketing adult sites. they let me through without issue. i crossed the border at least 5 times after that, and no real problems except once when i was pulled out of the line again, a couple of questions, quick look through my bags and i was on my way. i was still traveling with a laptop at this point, and didn't see any reason not too. then, after getting back from NYC with my brother, they decided to go through absolutely everything. was kind of funny as we use macs, and the agents have no clue how to operate them. basically i had to go through my drive and show them everything for them. honestly i could have easily hide something from them if it was my intention, but i have nothing to hide. so we watched a couple hours worth of ultrawiredsex.com videos with them. at least they didn't seize the laptops (like they did to sleazy).
                                                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                            • StuartD
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                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 29903

                                                                              #39
                                                                              You guys are missing the point... customs really did ask Aaron (for the second time now) if he was going across the border for any homosexual reasons.
                                                                              For real!!
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                                                                              • AaronM
                                                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 46917

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                                Have I ever mentioned that I wish you still had some licensed content around that I could buy for AmateurMarket.net?

                                                                                No, you have never mentioned that.

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                                                                                • rollinOn20s
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                                                                                  • Nov 2004
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  It must suck to be the guy on the other end, waiting for your ass!
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                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 46917

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                                                                                    You guys are missing the point... customs really did ask Aaron (for the second time now) if he was going across the border for any homosexual reasons.
                                                                                    For real!!

                                                                                    Look you bastard....Don't be telling half the story.

                                                                                    They think that because the US customs dude was hitting on you back in May when we crossed to Vancouver. You are the reason I am red flagged.

                                                                                    Fucker.

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                                                                                    • Peter Romero
                                                                                      Long time no happy ending
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 10604

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by quiet
                                                                                      i keep a very low profile. i would never wear any shirts, and my biz card is mainstream. email addy is mainstream, everything is.

                                                                                      they asked what i did, i gave them the usual internet marketing line, then they asked about adult, and i'm not going to lie the them, so i said we have some involvement in marketing adult sites. they let me through without issue. i crossed the border at least 5 times after that, and no real problems except once when i was pulled out of the line again, a couple of questions, quick look through my bags and i was on my way. i was still traveling with a laptop at this point, and didn't see any reason not too. then, after getting back from NYC with my brother, they decided to go through absolutely everything. was kind of funny as we use macs, and the agents have no clue how to operate them. basically i had to go through my drive and show them everything for them. honestly i could have easily hide something from them if it was my intention, but i have nothing to hide. so we watched a couple hours worth of ultrawiredsex.com videos with them. at least they didn't seize the laptops (like they did to sleazy).
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                                                                                      • Peter Romero
                                                                                        Long time no happy ending
                                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                                        • 10604

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                        Look you bastard....Don't be telling half the story.

                                                                                        They think that because the US customs dude was hitting on you back in May when we crossed to Vancouver. You are the reason I am red flagged.

                                                                                        Fucker.
                                                                                        OK... that is funny.


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                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 46917

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                                                                                          OK... that is funny.

                                                                                          And true.

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                                                                                          • WiredGuy
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                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                            • 34512

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I have an easier time getting into the USA than I do coming back home. Canada Customs suck. Then again, Canada Customs is now part of our Revenue Agency, so they're very familiar with me.

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                                                                                            • Bex
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                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 2382

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                              I have an easier time getting into the USA than I do coming back home. Canada Customs suck. Then again, Canada Customs is now part of our Revenue Agency, so they're very familiar with me.

                                                                                              WG
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                                                                                              • Love Brokers
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by NichePay_Nader
                                                                                                i keep hearing the same thing..They must be really bad
                                                                                                How bout "DOING WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO DO. TRYING TO KEEP ASSHOLES OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN COUNTRY."
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                                                                                                • yellowmenace
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  they hate us dude..everytime i cross the border...it's straight to the second line.
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                                                                                                  • rollinOn20s
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                                                                                                    • Nov 2004
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I'm sure the guy who was picking you up, had really, really nice things to say about you while he was waiting, as well when he got home!
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