A Young Man Goes into a drug store to buy condoms..... - GoFuckYourself.com

Abyss_Vee · 02-16-2005, 10:25 PM

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the night.' We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Dina_C9 · 02-16-2005, 10:27 PM

pretty funny

AaronM · 02-16-2005, 10:27 PM

lol...Nice.

Steen2 · 02-16-2005, 10:32 PM

haha, clever

digifan · 02-16-2005, 10:58 PM

Lol it's funny

Spunky · 02-16-2005, 10:59 PM

Grog..

a for effort

Sosa · 02-16-2005, 10:59 PM

haha, that would suck

axelcat · 02-16-2005, 11:02 PM

MandyBlake · 02-16-2005, 11:07 PM

hhahaha that's funny.

sickkittens · 02-16-2005, 11:09 PM

Hah. That is pretty funny.

Lykos · 02-16-2005, 11:32 PM

Good one

nofx · 02-16-2005, 11:52 PM

i would feel so owned

Doctor Dre · 02-16-2005, 11:54 PM

very fuckkkkkking old

Der Schleicher · 02-16-2005, 11:59 PM

twist of fate. hehehe

reynold · 02-17-2005, 12:12 AM

Dumbass guy. He's in trouble.

webcrawler · 02-17-2005, 12:47 AM

hahaha. He's really in deep shit.

Adultnet · 02-17-2005, 01:00 AM

lol ..

good joke

keephonest · 02-17-2005, 01:04 AM

funny stuff

BabeHunter · 02-17-2005, 01:08 AM

Classic

Trax · 02-17-2005, 01:12 AM

old but good

BuggyG · 02-17-2005, 07:09 AM

old
and I mean very VERY old
but still it's 9am so got a chuckle out of me

Cassie · 02-17-2005, 07:10 AM

ah hahahahaha

polish_aristocrat · 02-17-2005, 07:12 AM

DraX · 02-17-2005, 07:25 AM

good one, made me laugh

Serious-Partner · 02-17-2005, 07:36 AM

hahaha...that is awesome
can you imagine...ugh

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AnaNicole · 02-17-2005, 07:41 AM

Hilarius!!!!! LOL

alexg · 02-17-2005, 07:43 AM

hahaha very nice

karlm · 02-17-2005, 09:11 AM

Lol nice one

liquidmoe · 02-17-2005, 10:44 AM

If its an oldie I never heard it before so

from me

Nader · 02-17-2005, 10:49 AM

Good one

spideriux · 02-17-2005, 11:02 AM

xa xa nice story, but he is stupid

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Abyss_Vee Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,208	A Young Man Goes into a drug store to buy condoms..... A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the night.' We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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