A Young Man Goes into a drug store to buy condoms.....
 

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the night.' We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

pretty funny

lol...Nice. :thumbsup

haha, clever :)

Lol it's funny :)

Grog.. :upsidedow a for effort

haha, that would suck

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hhahaha that's funny.

Hah. That is pretty funny.

Good one :)

i would feel so owned

very fuckkkkkking old

twist of fate. hehehe

Dumbass guy. He's in trouble. :1orglaugh

hahaha. He's really in deep shit. :thumbsup

lol .. :) good joke

funny stuff

Classic :thumbsup

old but good :)

old
and I mean very VERY old
but still it's 9am so got a chuckle out of me

ah hahahahaha :thumbsup

:thumbsup

good one, made me laugh :thumbsup

hahaha...that is awesome
can you imagine...ugh :))

Hilarius!!!!! LOL

hahaha very nice

Lol nice one

If its an oldie I never heard it before so :thumbsup from me :upsidedow

Good one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xa xa nice story, but he is stupid :)