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Art Del Gado · 02-15-2005, 06:35 PM

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guyis stupid," I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ....... I think not.

mortenb · 02-15-2005, 06:42 PM

:-) Good one..

WWC-Moe B. · 02-15-2005, 07:02 PM

haha... good one Art

RonAVN · 02-15-2005, 07:07 PM

Ok, I officially stamp this thread as greatest ever.

detoxed · 02-15-2005, 07:08 PM

what a pussy

Nanda · 02-15-2005, 07:30 PM

Spunky · 02-15-2005, 07:33 PM

You think too much...shoot the dumb bitches

Monique Niccole · 02-15-2005, 07:34 PM

tungsten · 02-15-2005, 07:37 PM

nice math

Nader · 02-15-2005, 07:39 PM

Tha's a GFY flipoff

sonofsam · 02-15-2005, 07:42 PM

how about you adopt an injured raccoon... train him back to health... tell him to go get a bonzai tree from the side of a cliff... teach him karate... and keep him in the car with you?

swedguy · 02-15-2005, 07:43 PM

That's the reason why I love statistics

UniversalPass Pete · 02-15-2005, 07:45 PM

I guess you have alot of time to think on the way to work!

MandyBlake · 02-15-2005, 08:29 PM

lol you're a smart man.

reynold · 02-15-2005, 09:49 PM

Nice one Art!

wargames · 02-16-2005, 01:08 AM

Nice story.

Mpegmaster · 02-16-2005, 02:23 AM

LOL you rock mate

Warren · 02-16-2005, 02:30 AM

405 is a real Bitch

stanyslav bukovski · 02-16-2005, 04:39 AM

hova · 02-16-2005, 04:43 AM

nice one

CamMaster · 02-16-2005, 04:50 AM

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spideriux · 02-16-2005, 04:54 AM

ha ha , I like this one, thanks that posting here

SinisterStudios · 02-16-2005, 05:49 AM

Too Funny

Basic_man · 02-16-2005, 05:55 AM

Hahaha, I'd make a smile too ! hehe

Adultnet · 02-16-2005, 06:05 AM

good one dude

myjah · 02-16-2005, 06:07 AM

HAHA! Great morning laugh!

BuggyG · 02-16-2005, 09:29 AM

now see these are stats that do come in handy

Pete-KT · 02-16-2005, 09:35 AM

I like that one

Cassie · 02-16-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultloungeART

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guyis stupid," I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ....... I think not.

that was definitely worth the read.

Rebecca Love · 02-16-2005, 09:38 AM

Sounds like it might be safer to stay home. Have to love them stats. Keep the sheep in fear...hehe

Oncle_Benny · 02-16-2005, 10:17 AM

ahaha

Doctor Dre · 02-16-2005, 10:37 AM

good one :P

Bugbee · 02-16-2005, 10:44 AM

great stuff ART

axelcat · 02-16-2005, 10:46 AM

Now imagine a pissed off female driver on the cell phone

WWC · 02-16-2005, 02:12 PM

doesnt matter....girls just can not drive period! :-P

MikeHawk · 02-16-2005, 06:09 PM

Just_Dave · 02-16-2005, 06:12 PM

thats a good one are lol

The Bootyologist · 02-16-2005, 06:15 PM

lol that's hilarious

how many of them are also on some type of substance, pills, weed, drink?

02-15-2005, 06:35 PM	#1
Art Del Gado Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 960	I was riding to work yesterday when... I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guyis stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off? ....... I think not. __________________ Art Del Gado ICQ: 616143

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