I was riding to work yesterday when...
 

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guyis stupid," I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ....... I think not.

:banana

:-) Good one..

haha... good one Art :thumbsup

Ok, I officially stamp this thread as greatest ever.

what a pussy

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You think too much...shoot the dumb bitches :mad:

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nice math :smokin

:321GFY Tha's a GFY flipoff

how about you adopt an injured raccoon... train him back to health... tell him to go get a bonzai tree from the side of a cliff... teach him karate... and keep him in the car with you?

That's the reason why I love statistics :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I guess you have alot of time to think on the way to work! :thumbsup

lol you're a smart man.

Nice one Art! :1orglaugh

Nice story. :1orglaugh

LOL you rock mate :)

405 is a real Bitch

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nice one :)

lol... this definately is one of the greatest posts on this phucking GFY :))

ha ha , I like this one, thanks that posting here :)

Too Funny

Hahaha, I'd make a smile too ! hehe

good one dude :)

HAHA! Great morning laugh!

now see these are stats that do come in handy

I like that one

that was definitely worth the read. :thumbsup

Hmmmmmmm
 

Sounds like it might be safer to stay home. Have to love them stats. Keep the sheep in fear...hehe :upsidedow

:thumbsup ahaha :1orglaugh

good one :P

great stuff ART

Now imagine a pissed off female driver on the cell phone

doesnt matter....girls just can not drive period! :-P

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thats a good one are lol

lol that's hilarious

how many of them are also on some type of substance, pills, weed, drink?