safest way to mail coke..? fedex, usps, etc... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Steen2 · 02-14-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Considering UPS is a government owned business... um, yeh. Try again.

All of that stuff is totally trackable. Any dealer willing to send it has a screw loose. Any idea how many felonies that would be?

UPS is private.

seeric · 02-14-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra

that was my thought as well... again, i think its a stupid idea altogether but he's desperate, obviously has a prob w/ the stuff and cant find it locally... any tips on wrapping it? hehe, GFY once again proves a wealth of knowledge..!

1 this has gotta be the dumbest idea on the planet.

2 if he has an addiction and cant get it locally, how did he get addicted?

pxxx · 02-14-2005, 10:15 PM

If it was here i could have gotten it foe him by just opening the celly. I think it is a stupid idea btw.

neewwman · 02-14-2005, 10:33 PM

Use a mule. Shove it up a girl's asshole and put her in a coach airline seat.

chupacabra · 02-14-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

1 this has gotta be the dumbest idea on the planet.

2 if he has an addiction and cant get it locally, how did he get addicted?

he's stuck out w/ family until april in Salt Lake city, and doesn't know anyone out there.

heh, i broke down and sent him a link to this thread, maybe reading this thread will bring him to his senses..

sake · 02-15-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil1

fucking amateurs.. ziplock, and a can of coffee and all will be fine.

hehe

sake · 02-15-2005, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

uhhh coffee is redflagged now....

its what happens when it starts a trend and everyone tries to use coffee to mask the smell of weed and kegs

dunno about the states, but it's easy to smuggle shit from canada to europe.. at least for me..

Danny Dukes · 02-15-2005, 01:00 AM

Oh man you guys are funny, I used to do this all the time. Look put the ball in a regular size 16oz of peanut butter, stick it all the way into the middle, seal the cap and package the peanut butter like a small gift, you can send it either UPS or Fedex, but send it next day air, there is a bigger chance, if any, that they wont catch it. Believe me I did this for many years and never got busted

chupacabra · 02-15-2005, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Dukes

Oh man you guys are funny, I used to do this all the time. Look put the ball in a regular size 16oz of peanut butter, stick it all the way into the middle, seal the cap and package the peanut butter like a small gift, you can send it either UPS or Fedex, but send it next day air, there is a bigger chance, if any, that they wont catch it. Believe me I did this for many years and never got busted

are you saying that sending it overnight via Fedex or UPS is going to give him a *bigger* chance of getting caught? i would have thought the shorter time in transit, the better... this is not so..?

sake · 02-15-2005, 01:10 AM

coffee's good for weed/hash cuz it kills the smell.. shampoo also works fine..

Danny Dukes · 02-15-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra

are you saying that sending it overnight via Fedex or UPS is going to give him a *bigger* chance getting caught? i would have thought the shorter time in transit, the better... this is not so..?

No, what I was saying is that he has a better chance of not getting caught if any. Sorry I worded it wrong

chupacabra · 02-15-2005, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Dukes

No, what I was saying is that he has a better chance of not getting caught if any. Sorry I worded it wrong

aha, makes more sense... well, he is still dead-set on doing this, even after reading this thread... any suggestion which carrier would be the best to go w/ for this task? obviously not USPS i assume, so between Fedex or UPS..?

Danny Dukes · 02-15-2005, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra

aha, makes more sense... well, he is still dead-set on doing this, even after reading this thread... any suggestion which carrier would be the best to go w/ for this task? obviously not USPS i assume, so between Fedex or UPS..?

I would go UPS, but to be honest both will work. Good Luck

Rui · 02-15-2005, 06:43 AM

Possible = yep
Stupid = alot

Note if you go tru with this don't put your address on the "sender" part lol

02-15-2005, 06:48 AM

I can't believe anyone would attempt to ship that through the mail. Just insane.

polish_aristocrat · 02-15-2005, 06:50 AM

lol, ppl discussing such stuff on a public board

ytcracker · 02-15-2005, 06:55 AM

i love the fucking internet

free entertainment for life

Inde · 02-15-2005, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by viki

Vaseline is a bad idea. Mail officials check oily packages.

instant classic

Lykos · 02-15-2005, 09:13 AM

heh,interesting

gangbangjoe · 02-15-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ron Bennett

Just visited http://godrugyourself.com

Great site!

Kristian · 02-15-2005, 09:21 AM

Silly question to ask on a forum, as I'm sure you should know.

Assuming this is coca cola . . .

Wrap it in celephane...then put it in a baggy of expresso coffee grains...then install it inside something like a stuffed valenties teddy bear...then send by fedex.

real stupid tho because coke rots your teeth.

robfantasy · 02-15-2005, 09:42 AM

put it in the food dehydrator, sew it into some clothes

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Kristian Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,733	Silly question to ask on a forum, as I'm sure you should know. Assuming this is coca cola . . . Wrap it in celephane...then put it in a baggy of expresso coffee grains...then install it inside something like a stuffed valenties teddy bear...then send by fedex. real stupid tho because coke rots your teeth.

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