safest way to mail coke..? fedex, usps, etc...
 

a friend is bugging me on ICQ asking this, already told him i don't think its a good idea no matter how delivered, but can anyone recommend... what service would be most appropriate, talking very small amount here and well wrapped... any tip would be great, he's fiending out somewhere and wants to get some mailed to him..

I dunno if this is the greatest topic to start here or not.

I doubt ud have any problem if u use regular airmail....

no comment.. why would u wanna mail coke ? its only 75 cents :upsidedow

Fedex or ups overnight

I would hit the market at the corner if I were you. I think there is a sale on the 2 liters

that was my thought as well... again, i think its a stupid idea altogether but he's desperate, obviously has a prob w/ the stuff and cant find it locally... any tips on wrapping it? hehe, GFY once again proves a wealth of knowledge..!

vacuum cealed via greyhound express

sounds like a fucking setup, dont mail it bro thats federal time

heh, were talking like a lousy 8-ball here, its gonna be tiny i assume... maybe just like 30 layers of plastic, melted closed at the edges? i dunno, not my field, i sling porn..

you can buy the vacuum sealable bags from gardening or hydroponic stores -- it kinda looks like tinfoil.. put the brick inside of it and use a clothing iron to seal it.. put it in like a box of cereal or something then a non-suspicious box

rob, i won't be mailing it, or receiving it... i told him it sounded like a bad idea.. :(

okay, this is what i would do.. put it in clear plastic. then take that bagged 8ball and put it into one more bag and coat that bag with vaseline... after doing that bag it in a garbage bag.. then put in something they wont look in..

Send a bunch of papers and stick it in the middle..make the flap as thing as possible :thumbsup

Vaseline is a bad idea. Mail officials check oily packages.

so, fedex overnight is probably the safest bet here then for him to receive it ok..?

trust me, it's safe. you're not sending a package covered in vasiline dumby

i'd go with greyhound.. i know some people that do this on a daily basis (im not involved, btw!!) greyhound isnt as cautious when it comes to checking packages

Considering UPS is a government owned business... um, yeh. Try again.

All of that stuff is totally trackable. Any dealer willing to send it has a screw loose. Any idea how many felonies that would be?

fucking amateurs.. ziplock, and a can of coffee and all will be fine.

you're willing to do 5-10 years of FEDERAL (85%) time, over a fucking measly 8-ball, are you serious!??!?!

UPS is .gov owned? hmm, didn't know that... your not referring to USPS are you..?

heh, not me, not in a heartbeat... just a fiending friend asking about this stuff, i can find coke locally no problem, i don't live in the sticks..

ask the person you are buying the stuff from to deliver and work for his drug money

no, i'm never going to see, touch, or do any of this stuff... he's just wondering what the best delivery venue would be, i had no clue..

Ive heard coffee before too

yah sure there cloest coke case..

heh, i do coke on occasion, but wouldn't ever be so hard up for the stuff that i'd have some mail it to me, especially into a small town like its heading..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

ya if you are moving serious weight, greyhound is your best bet. 1/5 of the people on every greyhound bus is probably transporting narcotics

homing pigeon

mmm.... not an option to his locale i believe, so... Fedex overnight is best bet, or some other delivery company..?

:party-smi

large 3 wick scented candle, hollow out bottom, put coke or whatever inside, melt bottom back onto candle, gift wrap, UPS next day air.

tell you're fiend of a friend to go fuck himself... tell him to start huffing gasoline if hes such a fiend.... gasoline is everywhere...
:2 cents:

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so who's gunna ship it, if you're not gunna touch it at all?

lemme guess , you're gunna tell your dopeman that you heard on a porno web board the best way to ship it is such and such and he's gunna run right down there and mail it!!!!!!

uhhh coffee is redflagged now....

its what happens when it starts a trend and everyone tries to use coffee to mask the smell of weed and kegs

Local market has it!! :winkwink:

umm i wouldnt suggest doing that

no, he has a dealer... maybe a stupid dealer if he's willing to mail shit, but i guess the recipient would be the one at true risk here..!

Dumbest idea ever. I really suggest talking your friend out of it. But since that's not likely to happen, whoever said 'coffee' has the best answer to my knowledge. Get a nice kind and its a common gift that won't attract attention. Plus the smell of coffee is overpowering, particularly if the item is well wrapped. Again, dumb ass idea in the first place.

Have it in bottles where it's supposed to be... A beverage not something that does OD.
EDIT: You might as well check godrugyourself.com if it even exists.

Some times shit that people think isn't obvious actually is to the dudes that check for this shit, because everyone uses the same trick.

agreed... bad idea, but he's going to do it. just doesn't know which shipping method to use for overnight service, i really have no clue which would be safer... USPS, Fedex, UPS, i dunno..

Correct. Nothing attracts more attention than the smell of coffee coming from a package.

For allah's sake


what is wrong with your friend

Coke is like 1 bucks for 2 litters at your local grocery store

ok heres the real dope..

2 ways.

1 buy one of those large cheapo candles melt in microwave you can figure the rest

2 buy a large vat of face cream seal both in plastic shrink

Just visited http://godrugyourself.com

Great site! :1orglaugh :pimp :upsidedow