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FelixFlow · 02-13-2005, 07:09 PM

A penguin is driving through Miami on a hot summer day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first, but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car.

The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an Ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and its Miami in the summer, after all. He sits down at the Counter and starts on his ice cream. Of course the poor bastard has no hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth - a total mess.

He waddles back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?"

The mechanic replies, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No no", says the penguin. "it's just icecream!"

sickbeatz · 02-13-2005, 07:12 PM

I can't believe I actually read all that.

tungsten · 02-13-2005, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

I can't believe I actually read all that.

that makes 2 of us

UniversalPass Pete · 02-13-2005, 07:21 PM

Cute joke but it's a bit long!

Dr. Nick · 02-13-2005, 07:23 PM

I heard the same joke about 15 years ago, except then it was a two-liner.

Ok but

Dagwolf · 02-13-2005, 07:25 PM

I love that joke...

Big Red Machine · 02-13-2005, 07:41 PM

I heard this in a quicker version , I thought you were going to tell the penguin one with Sneazy .

Big Red Machine · 02-13-2005, 08:18 PM

Hows this one: Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods
on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped
out from behind a tree. "Ah-ha! Now I've got you, and I'm going to eat you!"

"Eat! Eat! Eat!" Little Red Riding Hood said Angrily."Damn it! Doesn't anyone
Fuck anymore?"

02-13-2005, 07:09 PM	#1
FelixFlow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,779	a penguin joke... A penguin is driving through Miami on a hot summer day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first, but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car. The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an Ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and its Miami in the summer, after all. He sits down at the Counter and starts on his ice cream. Of course the poor bastard has no hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth - a total mess. He waddles back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?" The mechanic replies, "It looks like you've blown a seal." "No no", says the penguin. "it's just icecream!" __________________ ICQ: 643 339 687

02-13-2005, 07:12 PM	#2
sickbeatz The Hustler Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,993	I can't believe I actually read all that. __________________ GalleryFeeder.com

02-13-2005, 07:21 PM	#4
UniversalPass Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA http://www.universalpass.com Posts: 7,368	Cute joke but it's a bit long! __________________ V4.0 It's Here! NOT JUST AVS ANYMORE! Teen Whore Fetish All Milf Sluts Real Asian Cunts All Latina Cunts Massive XXX Boobs All Out Anal Since 1997. ICQ: 107746038

02-13-2005, 07:25 PM	#6
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I love that joke... __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

02-13-2005, 07:41 PM	#7
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	I heard this in a quicker version , I thought you were going to tell the penguin one with Sneazy . __________________ ICQ:475437214

02-13-2005, 07:23 PM	#5
Dr. Nick Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 89	I heard the same joke about 15 years ago, except then it was a two-liner. Ok but

02-13-2005, 08:18 PM	#8
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	Hows this one: Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind a tree. "Ah-ha! Now I've got you, and I'm going to eat you!" "Eat! Eat! Eat!" Little Red Riding Hood said Angrily."Damn it! Doesn't anyone Fuck anymore?" __________________ ICQ:475437214 Last edited by Big Red Machine; 02-13-2005 at 08:19 PM..