a penguin joke...
 

A penguin is driving through Miami on a hot summer day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first, but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car.

The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an Ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and its Miami in the summer, after all. He sits down at the Counter and starts on his ice cream. Of course the poor bastard has no hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth - a total mess.

He waddles back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?"

The mechanic replies, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No no", says the penguin. "it's just icecream!"


:1orglaugh

I can't believe I actually read all that. :Oh crap

that makes 2 of us

Cute joke but it's a bit long! :)

I heard the same joke about 15 years ago, except then it was a two-liner.

Ok but

:1orglaugh I love that joke...

I heard this in a quicker version , I thought you were going to tell the penguin one with Sneazy .

Hows this one: Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods
on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped
out from behind a tree. "Ah-ha! Now I've got you, and I'm going to eat you!"

"Eat! Eat! Eat!" Little Red Riding Hood said Angrily."Damn it! Doesn't anyone
Fuck anymore?"