Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis - GoFuckYourself.com

JasonB · 02-11-2005, 08:55 PM

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.

more...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor..._sizemore_dc_2

wtf?

Love Brokers · 02-11-2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonB

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.

more...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor..._sizemore_dc_2

wtf?

I'm sixty years old and I have yet to understand why so many entertainers and actors can piss away their fabulous wealth on drugs that fuck thier minds and bodies! From Elvis Presley to John Belushi! Really amazing! And this guy Sizemore now lives in a fucking garage?

tungsten · 02-11-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Brokers

I'm sixty years old and I have yet to understand why so many entertainers and actors can piss away their fabulous wealth on drugs that fuck thier minds and bodies! From Elvis Presley to John Belushi! Really amazing! And this guy Sizemore now lives in a fucking garage?

i agree, if i had that kind of wealth, i wouldnt blow it away on something stupid and end up dirt poor

SykkBoy · 02-11-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Brokers

I'm sixty years old and I have yet to understand why so many entertainers and actors can piss away their fabulous wealth on drugs that fuck thier minds and bodies! From Elvis Presley to John Belushi! Really amazing! And this guy Sizemore now lives in a fucking garage?

give a junkie money and you'll have a rich junkie on your hands

pornstar2pac · 02-11-2005, 09:24 PM

did someone say . "fake penis"?

my b-o-a-r-d-t-r-a-c-k-e-r just went off

thefool · 02-11-2005, 09:27 PM

too funny... yea they are strict with the drug testing. A few years back I went to get a job, and they made me go get tested. no biggy, I dont smoke, rarely drink, and hadnt smoked pot since collge, so I knew I was clean. I go in, its like they strip & pad you down, checked my purse, made me lock it in a cabinet, then take the key. Then they make you take off your shoes, felt up my feet, padded down my pockets, and then let me go into a bathroom. BUT the fucking bathroom had a window on the door, theres blinds on it, that at any point the dr outside can see in! So, this causes a lil piss anxiety, I can't quite go. Hell I have a hard enough time going, knowing the guy I just fucked is in the bed on the other side of the wall, I have to turn the water on so he cant hear me pee... anyway, so I only get like 1/3 of the cup full. So I give him the sample, he says he needs more. So I go back in try again, about half that. he wont let me add the 2 together, dumps them out, says i'll have to wait and try again. So out in the waiting area I sit, being givin a 4 oz cup of water no sooner than ever 20 mins. an hr later I go in and piss, after the whole pat down procedure. Oh and they're like, u cant leave the receptionists sight or you automatically test positive! lol So go back in, get felt up, piss in the cup. Then they measure the temp to make sure i didnt delute it with water or get it from somewhere. omg it was a nitemare. THE BEST PART, was they wanted to do a physical. I said sure. So the nurse hands me a paper robe & says to get undressed. I said, excuse me. She said, you need to put this on. I said, look lady, I'm here for a drug test & a physical. I'm driving handicap kids to school, I'm not birthing them or breastfeedin them, the only requirements are that i'm not impaired, i can see, hear, and my reflexes are functional. There isn't 1 good reason why my pants or shirt need to come off, let the guy feel up your tits, it makes just as much sense!" she said, "thats really uncalled for!" and I said "so is having me disrobe, if theres a problem, I'll leave now." So she leaves, dr comes in, talks to me a few mins, looks in my eyes, ears, nose, taps my leg for reflexes. I said "was that ok" he said "yes fine" and looked at me funny and i said "well i wasnt sure if the jeans were going to cause an irregular reading or something" lol I'm such a bitch! Just stupid, no reason to have me get naked for a god damn bus driver position!

Danny Dukes · 02-11-2005, 09:30 PM

A garage in Whittier! WTF! Tom hit me up I have a spare room for ya buddy, oh yea can you call Heidi too I need a bj

Zebra · 02-11-2005, 09:32 PM

That sucks. He is a good actor. A shame to see him waste talent behind bars.

Love Brokers · 02-11-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Dukes

A garage in Whittier! WTF! Tom hit me up I have a spare room for ya buddy, oh yea can you call Heidi too I need a bj

jonesy · 02-11-2005, 09:49 PM

According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device,

sold over the Internet under the brand name

the Whizzinator.

Ironhorse · 02-11-2005, 10:09 PM

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During the hearing, Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute, living in a garage in Whittier, California, and that he was an expectant father, Carney told Reuters.

WTF?

This is one of my favorite actors, I hope he gets his shit together..

Nismo · 02-11-2005, 10:14 PM

Didn't he just play Pete Rose in an ESPN movie about Rose's gambling problem?

LOL He must've pissed, snorted & smoked his small fortune away VERY quickly.

KCat · 02-11-2005, 11:04 PM

That's just sad. He's been in so many great movies, why piss away your career? Literally!

Love Brokers · 02-11-2005, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by KCat

That's just sad. He's been in so many great movies, why piss away your career? Literally!

KCat! If that is you in that sig photo, nice friggin tooshie! Love the tan line!

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thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	too funny... yea they are strict with the drug testing. A few years back I went to get a job, and they made me go get tested. no biggy, I dont smoke, rarely drink, and hadnt smoked pot since collge, so I knew I was clean. I go in, its like they strip & pad you down, checked my purse, made me lock it in a cabinet, then take the key. Then they make you take off your shoes, felt up my feet, padded down my pockets, and then let me go into a bathroom. BUT the fucking bathroom had a window on the door, theres blinds on it, that at any point the dr outside can see in! So, this causes a lil piss anxiety, I can't quite go. Hell I have a hard enough time going, knowing the guy I just fucked is in the bed on the other side of the wall, I have to turn the water on so he cant hear me pee... anyway, so I only get like 1/3 of the cup full. So I give him the sample, he says he needs more. So I go back in try again, about half that. he wont let me add the 2 together, dumps them out, says i'll have to wait and try again. So out in the waiting area I sit, being givin a 4 oz cup of water no sooner than ever 20 mins. an hr later I go in and piss, after the whole pat down procedure. Oh and they're like, u cant leave the receptionists sight or you automatically test positive! lol So go back in, get felt up, piss in the cup. Then they measure the temp to make sure i didnt delute it with water or get it from somewhere. omg it was a nitemare. THE BEST PART, was they wanted to do a physical. I said sure. So the nurse hands me a paper robe & says to get undressed. I said, excuse me. She said, you need to put this on. I said, look lady, I'm here for a drug test & a physical. I'm driving handicap kids to school, I'm not birthing them or breastfeedin them, the only requirements are that i'm not impaired, i can see, hear, and my reflexes are functional. There isn't 1 good reason why my pants or shirt need to come off, let the guy feel up your tits, it makes just as much sense!" she said, "thats really uncalled for!" and I said "so is having me disrobe, if theres a problem, I'll leave now." So she leaves, dr comes in, talks to me a few mins, looks in my eyes, ears, nose, taps my leg for reflexes. I said "was that ok" he said "yes fine" and looked at me funny and i said "well i wasnt sure if the jeans were going to cause an irregular reading or something" lol I'm such a bitch! Just stupid, no reason to have me get naked for a god damn bus driver position! __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

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