| thefool |
02-11-2005 09:27 PM |
too funny... yea they are strict with the drug testing. A few years back I went to get a job, and they made me go get tested. no biggy, I dont smoke, rarely drink, and hadnt smoked pot since collge, so I knew I was clean. I go in, its like they strip & pad you down, checked my purse, made me lock it in a cabinet, then take the key. Then they make you take off your shoes, felt up my feet, padded down my pockets, and then let me go into a bathroom. BUT the fucking bathroom had a window on the door, theres blinds on it, that at any point the dr outside can see in! So, this causes a lil piss anxiety, I can't quite go. Hell I have a hard enough time going, knowing the guy I just fucked is in the bed on the other side of the wall, I have to turn the water on so he cant hear me pee... anyway, so I only get like 1/3 of the cup full. So I give him the sample, he says he needs more. So I go back in try again, about half that. he wont let me add the 2 together, dumps them out, says i'll have to wait and try again. So out in the waiting area I sit, being givin a 4 oz cup of water no sooner than ever 20 mins. an hr later I go in and piss, after the whole pat down procedure. Oh and they're like, u cant leave the receptionists sight or you automatically test positive! lol So go back in, get felt up, piss in the cup. Then they measure the temp to make sure i didnt delute it with water or get it from somewhere. omg it was a nitemare. THE BEST PART, was they wanted to do a physical. I said sure. So the nurse hands me a paper robe & says to get undressed. I said, excuse me. She said, you need to put this on. I said, look lady, I'm here for a drug test & a physical. I'm driving handicap kids to school, I'm not birthing them or breastfeedin them, the only requirements are that i'm not impaired, i can see, hear, and my reflexes are functional. There isn't 1 good reason why my pants or shirt need to come off, let the guy feel up your tits, it makes just as much sense!" she said, "thats really uncalled for!" and I said "so is having me disrobe, if theres a problem, I'll leave now." So she leaves, dr comes in, talks to me a few mins, looks in my eyes, ears, nose, taps my leg for reflexes. I said "was that ok" he said "yes fine" and looked at me funny and i said "well i wasnt sure if the jeans were going to cause an irregular reading or something" lol I'm such a bitch! Just stupid, no reason to have me get naked for a god damn bus driver position!
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