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mortenb · 02-11-2005, 06:32 PM

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said,
"Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."
"Yes?"
"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"
"Sure."
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.
"Hi, Ray," he said.
I replied, "Fuck off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

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DirtyDanza · 02-11-2005, 06:33 PM

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rollinOn20s · 02-11-2005, 06:36 PM

Okay, we now have the starting of another urban legend right!

mortenb · 02-11-2005, 06:36 PM

I found it amusing when I read it.. :-)

e-god · 02-11-2005, 06:37 PM

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tony286 · 02-11-2005, 06:38 PM

Thats very funny lol

keephonest · 02-11-2005, 06:46 PM

hehehe,funny

OG LennyT · 02-11-2005, 06:50 PM

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supermann · 02-11-2005, 08:23 PM

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Old.

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slipkid · 02-12-2005, 01:39 AM

Kinda funny. Nice try.

Doctor Dre · 02-12-2005, 01:41 AM

No luck that the 2nd most powerfull man on earth after the US president would be there without bodyguards :P lol

Dildozer · 02-12-2005, 01:42 AM

Excellent joke, i might try to tell it with a straight face to a person or two tomorrow

02-11-2005, 06:32 PM	#1
mortenb Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009 Posts: 2,203	Bill Gates I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor." "Yes?" "I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?" "Sure." I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. "Hi, Ray," he said. I replied, "Fuck off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

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02-11-2005, 06:36 PM	#7
mortenb Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009 Posts: 2,203	I found it amusing when I read it.. :-) Last edited by mortenb; 02-11-2005 at 06:39 PM..

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