Bill Gates
 

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said,
"Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."
"Yes?"
"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"
"Sure."
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.
"Hi, Ray," he said.
I replied, "Fuck off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

HA HA HA ya right

hahahah thats a good one

dont quit your day job you have no future in stand up

decent at best

Okay, we now have the starting of another urban legend right!

I found it amusing when I read it.. :-)

hahahah fuck of mr gates

Thats very funny lol

hehehe,funny

lol.. good one

haha, nice

LMAO
lol haaa haaaa

Good one :)

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Good One! Funny Shit :thumbsup

oh that was good lol

Kinda funny. Nice try.

No luck that the 2nd most powerfull man on earth after the US president would be there without bodyguards :P lol

Excellent joke, i might try to tell it with a straight face to a person or two tomorrow