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Old 02-10-2005, 07:16 PM   #1
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I have a REAL DATE tonight!!

I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:20 PM   #2
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You get excited because a woman you date has a job ???

What kinda bitches you been dating all your life then ??
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:21 PM   #3
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:23 PM   #4
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:27 PM   #5
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well good luck on you pre-valentines date dude.
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:28 PM   #6
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You get excited because a woman you date has a job ???

What kinda bitches you been dating all your life then ??
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:29 PM   #7
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:31 PM   #8
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You get excited because a woman you date has a job ???

What kinda bitches you been dating all your life then ??
I was married and I met my woman in college. Now I'm divorced and here in my hometown, there's nothing but broke hoes. If I lived back where I went to school, this wouldn't be a problem but here it's like living in a third world country.
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:31 PM   #9
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good luck with that.. about the job, don't worry once you get more serious, she will stop working
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:39 PM   #11
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I was married and I met my woman in college. Now I'm divorced and here in my hometown, there's nothing but broke hoes. If I lived back where I went to school, this wouldn't be a problem but here it's like living in a third world country.
Damn, cheers for clearing up

Where are you anyway, out of curiosity ??
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:40 PM   #12
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:41 PM   #13
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I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.

so whats his name !?!
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:45 PM   #14
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She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

Damn! That's all you need these days?
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I was married and I met my woman in college. Now I'm divorced and here in my hometown, there's nothing but broke hoes. If I lived back where I went to school, this wouldn't be a problem but here it's like living in a third world country.
sounds like your living the life of a poor broke down negro with a cheap paper made website.
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:48 PM   #16
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sounds like your living the life of a poor broke down negro with a cheap paper made website.
yeah it's so cheap and broke down, you bought the .net of it


now where is she at? she should be here by now.
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:52 PM   #17
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:52 PM   #18
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Ice breaker.

Tell her what you do.


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Ask her to be content.
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:53 PM   #19
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:55 PM   #20
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:56 PM   #21
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:57 PM   #22
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false alarm....I really think i'm being stood up....she's not answering the cell
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:57 PM   #23
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:57 PM   #24
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YES....she's here....see y'all
Thought you were getting back your wife so your children could live you?
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I think I'm being stood up.
dont worry, i'm sure he'll come knocking on your front door with flowers in hand. fix your wig, make sure your lip stick is on right!
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false alarm....I really think i'm being stood up....she's not answering the cell
let us know when he starts to pull down your panties lol
take pics and add'em to your tgp galley's
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Thought you were getting back your wife so your children could live you?
truth is.. his wife is stuck on crack and his kids have been taken away by the state, ths guy is gay and he's has a date with a crack head she-male. let the truth be told he's a booty packin' doo-doo packer on the down low.
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Old 02-10-2005, 09:51 PM   #29
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I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.
You poor thing...this is the stuff that excites you? I'm curious what you have dated in the past for this to be so damn exciting for you?
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That was a nice date......If her friend didn't call her all hysterical over her new husband, she'd still be here and it's almost 1 am.
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Details?
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BVF, last I heard you were getting back with the ex? Did that not work out?

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That was a nice date......If her friend didn't call her all hysterical over her new husband, she'd still be here and it's almost 1 am.

now go into the bath room of yours and wash your self out. here take this wit ya'
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That was a nice date......If her friend didn't call her all hysterical over her new husband, she'd still be here and it's almost 1 am.
no pictures?

i <3 me some big booty
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Did you get a blowjob atleast?
Question is.. did HE give a blowjob ?
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I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.
Oh man!! she has a job? and she has her own car???!! and a driver's license??!!?!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.
Are you gonna tell her you do porn?
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BVF, last I heard you were getting back with the ex? Did that not work out?

My ex lives out of state and she hasn't moved back around yet so I can still do what I want.
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Oh man!! she has a job? and she has her own car???!! and a driver's license??!!?!!!!!!!!!!!
in ghettoville thats a rare thing
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