I have a REAL DATE tonight!!

**Scott McD** · 02-10-2005, 05:20 PM

You get excited because a woman you date has a job ???

What kinda bitches you been dating all your life then ??

**GiantGnome** · 02-10-2005, 05:21 PM

do you remember what to do?

**8 Characters** · 02-10-2005, 05:23 PM

It's getting too easy to tell who's black on here nowadays

**iFliPcEss** · 02-10-2005, 05:27 PM

well good luck on you pre-valentines date dude.

**Shoehorn!** · 02-10-2005, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

You get excited because a woman you date has a job ???

What kinda bitches you been dating all your life then ??

**UniversalPass Pete** · 02-10-2005, 05:29 PM

If you need any pointers I will be here all night!

**BVF** · 02-10-2005, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by Scott McD

You get excited because a woman you date has a job ???

What kinda bitches you been dating all your life then ??

I was married and I met my woman in college. Now I'm divorced and here in my hometown, there's nothing but broke hoes. If I lived back where I went to school, this wouldn't be a problem but here it's like living in a third world country.

**tungsten** · 02-10-2005, 05:31 PM

good luck with that.. about the job, don't worry once you get more serious, she will stop working

**wargames** · 02-10-2005, 05:31 PM

Goodluck with the date pal!

**Scott McD** · 02-10-2005, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by BVF

I was married and I met my woman in college. Now I'm divorced and here in my hometown, there's nothing but broke hoes. If I lived back where I went to school, this wouldn't be a problem but here it's like living in a third world country.

Damn, cheers for clearing up

Where are you anyway, out of curiosity ??

**Spunky** · 02-10-2005, 05:40 PM

Is she a white whore?

**TruckStopProduction** · 02-10-2005, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by BVF

I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.

so whats his name !?!

**Monique Niccole** · 02-10-2005, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by BVF

She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

Damn! That's all you need these days?

**TruckStopProduction** · 02-10-2005, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by BVF

I was married and I met my woman in college. Now I'm divorced and here in my hometown, there's nothing but broke hoes. If I lived back where I went to school, this wouldn't be a problem but here it's like living in a third world country.

sounds like your living the life of a poor broke down negro with a cheap paper made website.

**BVF** · 02-10-2005, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by TruckStopProduction

sounds like your living the life of a poor broke down negro with a cheap paper made website.

yeah it's so cheap and broke down, you bought the .net of it

now where is she at? she should be here by now.

**Sosa** · 02-10-2005, 05:52 PM

ghetto booty?

**Alex** · 02-10-2005, 05:52 PM

Ice breaker.

Tell her what you do.

Second Date:
Ask her to be content.

**BVF** · 02-10-2005, 05:53 PM

I think I'm being stood up.

**BVF** · 02-10-2005, 05:55 PM

YES....she's here....see y'all

**The Heron** · 02-10-2005, 05:56 PM

She realized she doesn't need you only a good dildo.

**BVF** · 02-10-2005, 05:57 PM

false alarm....I really think i'm being stood up....she's not answering the cell

**xxxdesign-net** · 02-10-2005, 05:57 PM

Show her your site.. It will turn her on....

**BVF** · 02-10-2005, 05:57 PM

nope...she's knocking on the door

**SureFire** · 02-10-2005, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by BVF

YES....she's here....see y'all

Thought you were getting back your wife so your children could live you?

**TruckStopProduction** · 02-10-2005, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by BVF

I think I'm being stood up.

dont worry, i'm sure he'll come knocking on your front door with flowers in hand.

fix your wig, make sure your lip stick is on right!

**TruckStopProduction** · 02-10-2005, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by BVF

false alarm....I really think i'm being stood up....she's not answering the cell

let us know when he starts to pull down your panties lol

take pics and add'em to your tgp galley's

**TruckStopProduction** · 02-10-2005, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by SureFire

Thought you were getting back your wife so your children could live you?

truth is.. his wife is stuck on crack and his kids have been taken away by the state, ths guy is gay and he's has a date with a crack head she-male. let the truth be told he's a booty packin' doo-doo packer on the down low.

**TooDoLittleIzALot** · 02-10-2005, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by BVF

I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.

You poor thing...this is the stuff that excites you? I'm curious what you have dated in the past for this to be so damn exciting for you?

**BVF** · 02-10-2005, 08:55 PM

That was a nice date......If her friend didn't call her all hysterical over her new husband, she'd still be here and it's almost 1 am.

**SleazyDream** · 02-10-2005, 08:57 PM

.......

**rdunn404** · 02-10-2005, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by BVF

That was a nice date......If her friend didn't call her all hysterical over her new husband, she'd still be here and it's almost 1 am.

Details?

**Trixxxia** · 02-10-2005, 09:00 PM

BVF, last I heard you were getting back with the ex? Did that not work out?

**TruckStopProduction** · 02-10-2005, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by BVF

That was a nice date......If her friend didn't call her all hysterical over her new husband, she'd still be here and it's almost 1 am.

now go into the bath room of yours and wash your self out. here take this wit ya'

**brizzad** · 02-10-2005, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by BVF

That was a nice date......If her friend didn't call her all hysterical over her new husband, she'd still be here and it's almost 1 am.

no pictures?

i <3 me some big booty

**Spunky** · 02-10-2005, 09:03 PM

Did you get a blowjob atleast?

**TruckStopProduction** · 02-10-2005, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by spunky

Did you get a blowjob atleast?

Question is.. did HE give a blowjob ?

**bllott** · 02-10-2005, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by BVF

I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.

Oh man!! she has a job? and she has her own car???!! and a driver's license??!!?!!!!!!!!!!!

**FreshChecks** · 02-10-2005, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by BVF

I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.

Are you gonna tell her you do porn?

**BVF** · 02-10-2005, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

BVF, last I heard you were getting back with the ex? Did that not work out?

My ex lives out of state and she hasn't moved back around yet so I can still do what I want.

**brizzad** · 02-10-2005, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by bllott

Oh man!! she has a job? and she has her own car???!! and a driver's license??!!?!!!!!!!!!!!

in ghettoville thats a rare thing

I have a REAL DATE tonight!!

I have a REAL DATE tonight!!

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