I have a REAL DATE tonight!!
 

I'm so excited. I met her in the post office while I was picking up my mail. She went to high school with me so it's all good. Her ass is as phat as all outdoors! And here's the best part....She's EMPLOYED, and has her OWN car with a VALID drivers license!

I don't even have to go pick her up! HOly Shit! I can't believe I met a cute phat booty woman WITH A JOB.

I can't wait till she gets here.

You get excited because a woman you date has a job ???

What kinda bitches you been dating all your life then ??

do you remember what to do?

It's getting too easy to tell who's black on here nowadays :)

well good luck on you pre-valentines date dude.

:1orglaugh

If you need any pointers I will be here all night! :winkwink:

I was married and I met my woman in college. Now I'm divorced and here in my hometown, there's nothing but broke hoes. If I lived back where I went to school, this wouldn't be a problem but here it's like living in a third world country.

good luck with that.. about the job, don't worry once you get more serious, she will stop working

Goodluck with the date pal! :)

Damn, cheers for clearing up :thumbsup

Where are you anyway, out of curiosity ??

Is she a white whore?

so whats his name !?! :1orglaugh

Damn! That's all you need these days? :1orglaugh

sounds like your living the life of a poor broke down negro with a cheap paper made website. :1orglaugh

yeah it's so cheap and broke down, you bought the .net of it
:1orglaugh

now where is she at? she should be here by now.

ghetto booty?

Ice breaker.

Tell her what you do.


Second Date:
Ask her to be content.

I think I'm being stood up.

YES....she's here....see y'all

She realized she doesn't need you only a good dildo.

false alarm....I really think i'm being stood up....she's not answering the cell

Show her your site.. It will turn her on.... :2 cents:

nope...she's knocking on the door

Thought you were getting back your wife so your children could live you? :upsidedow

dont worry, i'm sure he'll come knocking on your front door with flowers in hand. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh fix your wig, make sure your lip stick is on right! :1orglaugh

let us know when he starts to pull down your panties lol :1orglaugh
take pics and add'em to your tgp galley's :1orglaugh

truth is.. his wife is stuck on crack and his kids have been taken away by the state, ths guy is gay and he's has a date with a crack head she-male. let the truth be told he's a booty packin' doo-doo packer on the down low. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You poor thing...this is the stuff that excites you? I'm curious what you have dated in the past for this to be so damn exciting for you?

That was a nice date......If her friend didn't call her all hysterical over her new husband, she'd still be here and it's almost 1 am.

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Details?

BVF, last I heard you were getting back with the ex? Did that not work out?

:(

now go into the bath room of yours and wash your self out. here take this wit ya' http://photothru.com/photo_filedb1/A...F1232AB7_1.jpg :pimp

no pictures?

i <3 me some big booty

Did you get a blowjob atleast?

Question is.. did HE give a blowjob ? :pimp

Oh man!! she has a job? and she has her own car???!! and a driver's license??!!?!!!!!!!!!!! :helpme :helpme

Are you gonna tell her you do porn?

My ex lives out of state and she hasn't moved back around yet so I can still do what I want.

in ghettoville thats a rare thing