When was the last time you drunk to much

[Bake]

and it cant be every day , you know the one when you wake up and say Ill never drink again type shit , post your horror hangover here.
Bake

[CDSmith]

Holy crap, I've got too many doozies to list here. But this is a good idea, I'm now thinking of writing my "hangover memoirs", it's bound to be a best seller.

I've never woken up in a dumpster in another country, but I once woke up 9 miles from my campsite at Grand Beach during the May long weekend (back in the late 80's) flat on my back in an empty 4-person tent. I remember doing my patented "Randy Savage" impression the night before, walking from campfire party to campfire party carrying a huge juice cooler full of one of my crazy blender drinks.

There were over 80 thousand people at Grand Beach that weekend. It took 2 1/2 days for me to recover from that jag. In the months after that weekend, I had chicks coming up to me at the bar saying "hey, you're that Randy Savage guy"... my short-lived period of fame I guess. woohoo
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[Keev]

"When was the last time you drunk to much"

shouldn't it be

When was the last time you "drank" to much

[Bake]

depends ?

[BabeHunter]

Last week

[Westin]

Ok Ok! I've got a good one.

It's the VERY first time my Parents let me the House for an entire weekend. SO... I have a 'few' friends over, but nothing got too too crazy cuz there was a HUGE party going on just a few streets over. So, about 10 of us where just warming up at my place.

1 of my good friends brought a 40oz of Tequila ... I never had Tequila before! I was a pretty good drinker for my age, but this Tequila hit me like a Mike Tyson Uppercut! I've been told that I took 13-18 shots of the shit in about 40 min. (honestly can't remember, but it was alot of them ... I think I do remember is after a few single shots, I brought out a double shot glass )

I felt Invincable!! and it was time to go to the party. Once I stepped outside the cold air royaly fucked me up! I made it as far as the end of my street, come to the stop sign, and got stuck on the fucking thing. Puked and Puked, and Puked somemore. Then ... (as I have been told by many different people the day after) I passed-out standing up on the stop sign. It took 4 of the boys to carry my ass home!! Each grabbing a limb.

I dunno what you think about that story, but it's not the worst part about it!!

The SHITS!!!! AAAARRRUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!! The PAIN!!! It's feelt like I was shiting Fire! Fuck it Burned!

3 (white hot) shits and 3 ice cold showers in about 2 hours and I was still fucking WAISTED!!

Still haven't had another shot of Tequilla till this day... That shit is just fucking Lethal!!!

Wes

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[Bake]

Ive seen worse

[sternyduke]

last weekend at my buddy's bachelor party... i did get video of two strippers eating eachother out though.

[Bake]

One of the dumsest ones Ive seen was at a engangement party theres was a young guy about 18 who was drinking southern comfort big time I warned him off , told him to stop and hit the keg he claims he is just fine , about 9 he fall overs and passes out no big deal . but its a family party and theres lots of small kids about , I see him stand up a few HR's later and stager for the toilet wich is just inside . near where all the kids are sleepiing . well its not hard to guess what happens next I was a bit slow stoping the flow and theres many a poor kid sacred for life

[^R3K^]

One awfull Trip to Carolina Beach.. summer of 97, (seven cousins and myself).. we got there @ 6pm I was ridding in the back of a old chevy truck, half the bed of the truck was rusted out, I had been drinking since i left my parents house. After we got a room we met up with an old friend of my dads who hadnt been sobor since he was 15.. Well any way we decided to let him stay @ our room sence he was going to keep buying us alcho.

We went on the party boat and all of us got toasted, i was drunker than i have ever been, my cousin who is always the quite one punched out the DJ on the boat, so we hid from the cops in a room downstairs, he wanted to jump off and make a swim for it but i wasnt that drunk yet. we finaly got off the boat and met up with roger(dads friend) who had a blonde with him.. well we went back to the motel room and since the cat had a woman with him my bed. i went walking to a bar hoping to find some more beer (Damn Teenagers). i met up with this biker group who called themself the falcons, they were smoking bud and drinking heavely.. i hang out with them for about an hour, they started talking about guns and how to get away with murder so i walked on. I found this guy about 65 dancing around in the street with a bad ass chick named samantha she was 24. so a kicked it with them, he told me he trained bruce lee and while he was showing me his turkey leg kick he passed out and fell on the ashfault, well I helped samantha get him to thier room. she was on something heavy because she was cool one minute and then boom she would claim she was a godess of eden and she saw my purity LOL. i dont know what happened after that i know she had me take a pill, i woke up 2 days latter (two days) in some bushes, i didnt have a wallet anymore my underwear was gone. There was a note in my left shoe that said , "your inocence is mine, signed Goddess KiKi"

Turns out the blonde Roger hooked up with was a dude!! so he kicked the dudes ass and got arrested, my cousins Left me there because they thought i went home (WTF) and the bikers were on the news for robbing a store two hours after i left them..

the first and last time i got really drunk!!

[Ron2k1]

yesterday

[erotictrance]

God ... I've had so many monster hangovers ... I finally quit drinking ... LOL

More or less ... LOL

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Bake:
One of the dumsest ones Ive seen was at a engangement party theres was a young guy about 18 who was drinking southern comfort big time ...

That SOUTHERN COMFORT will kill ya man !!

I was about 19 or 20, and I had stopped in my local watering hole for a "couple" drinks with a buddy of mine ...

There was this FUCKING INCREDIBLE new waitress that had just started that night. Me and my buddy both had a woodie the size of Florida for her!!

We started with a few drinks ... I decided I wanted a few "SOUTHERN COMFORTS", a liquor another friend had recently introduced me to, and was quite pleasant tasting ... but tonight I was going to do "doubles", with a beer chaser between (perhaps trying just a wee bit to impress "Jacqueline" ).

Within the hour, she announced that she was getting off shift, so I straightened up my Mastercard tab with her, and gave her like a $10 tip, which was worth every penny of it for the gorgeous smile she shot me.

When she was changed into her street clothes, she came to say goodnight to us. I invited her to have a drink with us, and she agreed. By now I was already on probably my 4th or 5th double SC, and was feeling quite good. Anybody who has had the pleasure of seeing me drunk, knows that I am a very HAPPY drunk ...

One drink turned into several (Fuck! I hate when that happens! ), and since Jacquie didn't work the next day, she stayed and drank like a trooper too!

We closed the bar, and then walked my buddy home about 2 minutes away. Once we has home, Jacquie and I decided that we were BIG TIME hungry, so we would take a cab up to the mall to the 24 hour MACS MILK (about the only thing open at that time in a town of 12,000 people). By this time the fresh air had really hit me like a ton of bricks, and I was totally FUCKED !!!

We got into the cab, and proceeded up Hugel Avenue towards the mall. Hugel avanue was having new strom sewers put in that summer. and was only resurfaced on the opposite side to the one we were travelling on. I swear to god, that the fucking driver deliberately hit every pothole in the road, getting great amusement from watching me try with everything I had, not to lose my cookies in the car. As soon as we arrived at Mac's Milk, I flew out of the cab, and went to the side of the building, where a pile of empty bread trays were awaiting an early morning pickup, and I PUKED ... and PUKED ... and PUKED ... and PUKED !!! I was amazed that such a quantity of vomit could come out of one person !!!

I stood there admiring my modern art creation for a couple seconds, and then I PUKED some more ... It just kept coming!!!
Somebody call Guiness !!

By the time I was done, the bread trays were in serious danger of floating away, but I FELT LIKE A NEW MAN !!!

I smiled back at the taxi driver who stared at me in somewhat disbelief as I went into the store, met up with Jacquie over by the microwavable horseburgers and donairs, grabbed a couple of each I think, and we went back to my house and watched "The Whoopie Boys" on VHS. We ended up falling asleep in each others arms. I had a rule about girls who fucked on the first date ... they would never get a second, as there was no challenge in them. Jacquie passed the test with flying colors, and I was glad for that, as we developed a long lasting friendship for many years to come. We did end up boinking each others brains out one night about 2 years later, but we both knew that it was purely recreational, and did not lead to anything else (but what a night it was!!LOL).

We both are married with families now, but I still try to touch base with her every time I go to visit my mother in Midland. Her husband is a very kewl guy (very fucking lucky guy too!). I often kicked myself for not pursuing her romantically, but having her as a true friend is consolation enough.

Anyways ... getting back to my SOUTHERN COMFORT bender ... the next afternoon, when we totalled my mastercard receipts, and deducted her drinks, best we could figure is that I had 13 double SC shots, and 12 beer chasers ... to this day, even the smell of SOUTHERN COMFORT makes me nausious

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 11-27-2001).]

[pornJester]

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I don't drink... ahahaha

It was my birthday yesterday and I didn't touch a drop of alcohol.

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[GiggleBerries]

That's an easy one. The 3rd of July a few years ago. We made an old Army drink known as "Bottle loco". You take a bottle of that cheap rotgut wine called Thunderbird and 2 packets of kool aid and dump the kool aid into the bottle of T-Bird. Shake up, chill and enjoy. I had a few bottles and beer and shots. I was so fucked up I thought I was going to die. I was actually kneeling at the toilet puking, then I'd pass out, hit my head on the rim then wake up and continue puking. It was one of those drunks that you're trying to make a deal with God...you know "Please make me stop puking. I promise I'll never drink again!" The next day when I finally got out of bed (about 6PM) there were purple dots on the wall surrounding the toilet up to about 5 feet! I didn't drink for almost 2 months after that.

What's the word?
THUNDERBIRD!
What's the price?
A DOLLAR TWICE

Still haven't touched Thunderbird again though.

[Sovjetz]

Ive quitte a large list of alcoholic adventures, these are my worst memories:

Waking up beside the road with nothing more than a hangover and a 'gap' in my memory for over 6 hours....

Driving all the way through Death valley when having an enourmous hangover. I marked the road with vomit about every 10 km :>

Falling into sleep while shitting on the toilet.....:P

etc.etc. but you could not care less i suppose.....

[Paul -C-]

When I was 17 I had 3 bottles of cider the day before I was due to start back college. I felt ok after them so me and my cousing bought a bottle of Morgan Spiced and I apparently drank most of it - not that I remember much of that! Apparently I could barely stand and I fell off the little bridge we had been hanging around.

The next thing I knew it was 6am the next morning, where I found myself lying ontop of my bed still fully dressed. I made college but haven't been so fucked in all my life....

But I've just remember one night when I was 16 where I had some friends over who I hadn't seen for months! We sat and drank about 6-10 beers each before I brought out a bottle of Raki which I had bought while I was on holiday in Turkey. We all had a shot each but my mates wouldn't touch the stuff cos they said it tasted like paint stripper. So since I was 16 and pretty drunk I felt the need to prove myself as a good drinker so I started daring myself to take bigger and bigger drinks of teh raki. I ended up finishing the bottle myself to teh amazement of my friends but a a huge price - I was really fucked for about 7 days afterwards

[GTS Mark]

One of the greatest drinking stories I have had was when I was partying with this one young guy in Ft. Lauderdale. I was there with a whole bunch of my buds and these other guys (around 18-19) decided they wanted to come out with us. So we went to some bar called "trios" in Lauderdale and it was like $8 all you can drink. So we did exactly that. We drank until we saw Elvis!

Then hit a cab and partied the rest of the night at our hotel on the strip. Anyways one of the young guys did not come back with us in the cab and was getting on pretty well with a few chicks. Anyways come next morning 7:00am he had not made it back. No big deal we thought he had stayed at another hotel. Come 9:00am he comes in soaking wet and with no shoes! We were like what the fuck?

Turns out the guy did not hook up with the chicks and had walked home. It was like a 5 mile walk and the guy was plastered! The strip is kind of on an island and this drunk fuck could not find the bridge. So he took off his shoes and socks and swam drunk as shit across the channel. It took him like almost an hour to swim it! LOL!! But he made it! What a trooper!

He was drinking Wild Turkey! The Michigan State traditional beverage from what I understand! LOL!!!

DrinkingHard

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[GTS Mark]

One more good Lauderdale story was with my buddy "Launchpad" he got so drunk at the Elbow Room in Lauderdale. He went back to the hotel early. We came back to the hotel room about 3:00am with a whole bunch of chicks and we were wondering because we could not find Launchpad. One of the chicks went to use our washroom and there was my fat fucking buddy Launchpad passed out Buck Naked on the toilet!! LOL!! The guy was so hammered and had to take a dump! He fell asleep on the toilet! Needless to say we left the door open all night and partiers came in by the dozen to party with us in our room! He became the party animal and people were fucking killing themselves laughing as they walked into our hotel room and as soon as you looked at the bathroom which was right near the entrance there was good old Launchpad passed out buck naked on the toilet! LOL!! I have video of the incident and should really post it on the net! LOL!!!

DrinkingHard

P.S. The sickest thing was that he got up later on in the night and jumped into bed with the other two guys sleeping in the bed. And guess what?? Launchpad was still naked!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

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[Keev]

LOL Those bring back some crazy stories!

July 4th Lake Hav-a-screw, AZ

Hooked up at the Bridge, with a chick got so plastard that later that night we were fooling on the boat, I ended up falling off the dam boat when it was beached and knocked myself out cold she ended up leaving me right where i landed because she couldnt lift my ass back into the boat. Then proceeded to wake up with the mother of all sunburns from the sun in the middle July... I kid you not i must have peeled 3times from that

[YoYoBean]

Last week at the spanish party....never again

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[TaDoW]

BrettJ -- he's still dry after my "Drinking Jenga" party ... poor guy.. I had to carry his ass to the front porch so he could vomit into the driveway =P

that was almost 2 months ago :-)

I haven't sworn off drinking since I was 16 ... 12 shots of tequila in half an hour ... I only weighed 110 lbs ... is it bad when you puke up black shit?


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[Roald]

Best (or worst) time I was realy drunk was when I was at some party a friend of mine was giving. Me and some others got realy drunk, we were throwing with cans off beer and all kinds of shit in the livingroom. Finally I was laying on a bed totally blacked out when I suddenly had too puke. So the whole bed, was totally messed up and I still had too puke. The bed was already fucked up and some girl I knew had too sleep in it, So I went to the balcony puked again and again and again. I don't even remember how I got home, but I made it.

Damn never felt that worse before the next day, and I sweared never to drink again (at least not that much) .

Quashe

[BrettJ]

Hey TaDoW -

I want my GFY shirt back! I think I was wearing it that night.

I hope you washed it!!!

[TaDoW]

rofl .. you WERE! that's right! :-)

but didn't you wear it home?

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