Ok Ok! I've got a good one.
It's the VERY first time my Parents let me the House for an entire weekend. SO... I have a 'few' friends over, but nothing got too too crazy cuz there was a HUGE party going on just a few streets over. So, about 10 of us where just warming up at my place.
1 of my good friends brought a 40oz of Tequila
... I never had Tequila before! I was a pretty good drinker for my age, but this Tequila hit me like a Mike Tyson Uppercut! I've been told that I took 13-18 shots of the shit in about 40 min. (honestly can't remember, but it was alot of them ... I think I do remember is after a few single shots, I brought out a double shot glass
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I felt Invincable!! and it was time to go to the party. Once I stepped outside the cold air royaly fucked me up! I made it as far as the end of my street, come to the stop sign, and got stuck on the fucking thing. Puked and Puked, and Puked somemore. Then ... (as I have been told by many different people the day after) I passed-out standing up on the stop sign. It took 4 of the boys to carry my ass home!! Each grabbing a limb.
I dunno what you think about that story, but it's not the worst part about it!!
The SHITS!!!! AAAARRRUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!! The PAIN!!! It's feelt like I was shiting Fire! Fuck it Burned!
3 (white hot) shits and 3 ice cold showers in about 2 hours and I was still fucking WAISTED!!
Still haven't had another shot of Tequilla till this day... That shit is just fucking Lethal!!!
Wes
[This message has been edited by Westin (edited 11-27-2001).]