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Dagwolf · 02-05-2005, 12:40 AM

I hope this gives you a laugh, or at least causes you severe mental agony.

A mortician is making out his will. He says to his lawyer, "I'm leaving the hearse to my nephew, Walter. He's always nagged me about my drinking, though... I want to specify that he can't have it until he's drunk my entire wine collection."
"I'm afraid you can't do that," says the lawyer.
"Why not? It's my wine collection and my hearse!"
"You don't understand," the lawyer replies. "It's against the law to make someone consume alcohol against his will.
You can leave the hearse to Walter, but you can't make him drink."

Tala · 02-05-2005, 12:44 AM

You sir should be drug out in the middle of the street and flogged.

Dagwolf · 02-05-2005, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

You sir should be drug out in the middle of the street and flogged.

I am so happy that you feel this way.

Very gratifying reaction.

Dagwolf · 02-05-2005, 09:03 AM

Don't tell me nobody else gets it? :/

It's SUPPOSED to be bad. It's a pun.

junction · 02-05-2005, 09:08 AM

For the first time in my life, I wished I couldnt read.

Dagwolf · 02-08-2005, 06:06 PM

I haven't yet caused enough pain.

yuvalus · 02-08-2005, 06:17 PM

You Left The Caps Lock On

02-05-2005, 12:40 AM	#1
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I wrote this! I hope this gives you a laugh, or at least causes you severe mental agony. A mortician is making out his will. He says to his lawyer, "I'm leaving the hearse to my nephew, Walter. He's always nagged me about my drinking, though... I want to specify that he can't have it until he's drunk my entire wine collection." "I'm afraid you can't do that," says the lawyer. "Why not? It's my wine collection and my hearse!" "You don't understand," the lawyer replies. "It's against the law to make someone consume alcohol against his will. You can leave the hearse to Walter, but you can't make him drink." __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

02-05-2005, 12:44 AM	#2
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02-05-2005, 09:03 AM	#4
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Don't tell me nobody else gets it? :/ It's SUPPOSED to be bad. It's a pun. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

02-08-2005, 06:06 PM	#6
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I haven't yet caused enough pain. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

02-08-2005, 06:17 PM	#7
yuvalus Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,906	You Left The Caps Lock On __________________ Mail me: [email protected]

02-05-2005, 09:08 AM	#5
junction Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,411	For the first time in my life, I wished I couldnt read.