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I hope this gives you a laugh, or at least causes you severe mental agony.

A mortician is making out his will. He says to his lawyer, "I'm leaving the hearse to my nephew, Walter. He's always nagged me about my drinking, though... I want to specify that he can't have it until he's drunk my entire wine collection."
"I'm afraid you can't do that," says the lawyer.
"Why not? It's my wine collection and my hearse!"
"You don't understand," the lawyer replies. "It's against the law to make someone consume alcohol against his will.
You can leave the hearse to Walter, but you can't make him drink."

You sir should be drug out in the middle of the street and flogged.

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Originally Posted by Tala

You sir should be drug out in the middle of the street and flogged.

I am so happy that you feel this way. :pimp Very gratifying reaction.

Don't tell me nobody else gets it? :/

It's SUPPOSED to be bad. It's a pun.

For the first time in my life, I wished I couldnt read.

I haven't yet caused enough pain.

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