So whats another 3 years in therapy? - GoFuckYourself.com

Damian_Maxcash · 02-09-2005, 03:47 AM

So I had a few mates around last night.. A few wines and few smokes... No problem

As the host I was sent to the shop to replenish stocks over the evening, again, no problem.

Two out of the four know what I do for a living.... When I get back they are all at the computer giggling.... OK... Drunk guys looking at porn - Its worth a few laughs right?

Then one of them tells me my mum is a "MILF"!!

WTF?? I KNOW she has never had sex - ever - with anyone

So these guys have all gone to bed - well - snoring on various sofas

And Im here looking at my poor old mum in a very different way

My mums a virgin right? - Just like all your mums?

sonofsam · 02-09-2005, 03:49 AM

of course dude, moms have never had sex... to think otherwise would be TREASON

chemicaleyes · 02-09-2005, 03:50 AM

Still drunk are ya?

Ironhorse · 02-09-2005, 04:03 AM

Yes mommy is pure

Damian_Maxcash · 02-09-2005, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironhorse

Yes mommy is pure

Thank god............

02-09-2005, 03:47 AM	#1
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	So whats another 3 years in therapy? So I had a few mates around last night.. A few wines and few smokes... No problem As the host I was sent to the shop to replenish stocks over the evening, again, no problem. Two out of the four know what I do for a living.... When I get back they are all at the computer giggling.... OK... Drunk guys looking at porn - Its worth a few laughs right? Then one of them tells me my mum is a "MILF"!! WTF?? I KNOW she has never had sex - ever - with anyone So these guys have all gone to bed - well - snoring on various sofas And Im here looking at my poor old mum in a very different way My mums a virgin right? - Just like all your mums?

02-09-2005, 03:49 AM	#2
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	of course dude, moms have never had sex... to think otherwise would be TREASON __________________ I like turtles.

02-09-2005, 03:50 AM	#3
chemicaleyes UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: UK :: ICQ# 156068 Posts: 11,569	Still drunk are ya? __________________ No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

02-09-2005, 04:03 AM	#4
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	Yes mommy is pure __________________ [email protected]