So whats another 3 years in therapy?
 

So I had a few mates around last night.. A few wines and few smokes... No problem

As the host I was sent to the shop to replenish stocks over the evening, again, no problem.

Two out of the four know what I do for a living.... When I get back they are all at the computer giggling.... OK... Drunk guys looking at porn - Its worth a few laughs right?

Then one of them tells me my mum is a "MILF"!!

WTF?? I KNOW she has never had sex - ever - with anyone

So these guys have all gone to bed - well - snoring on various sofas

And Im here looking at my poor old mum in a very different way

My mums a virgin right? - Just like all your mums?

:helpme :helpme

of course dude, moms have never had sex... to think otherwise would be TREASON

Still drunk are ya? :rasta

Yes mommy is pure

Thank god............