So I had a few mates around last night.. A few wines and few smokes... No problem
As the host I was sent to the shop to replenish stocks over the evening, again, no problem.
Two out of the four know what I do for a living.... When I get back they are all at the computer giggling.... OK... Drunk guys looking at porn - Its worth a few laughs right?
Then one of them tells me my mum is a "MILF"!!
WTF?? I KNOW she has never had sex - ever - with anyone
So these guys have all gone to bed - well - snoring on various sofas
And Im here looking at my poor old mum in a very different way
My mums a virgin right? - Just like all your mums?
