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Kimmykim · 02-07-2005, 10:24 PM

OK, the oddest thing just happened to me, I'm still shaking my head.

I hear this snuffling noise at my front door, and I think my Jack Russells managed to get out of the back yard again (that dog is a grade A pain in the ass to keep in) and is at the door.

I open the door, just about to give poor Ernie an earful, and WOW! this little furry mutt comes flying in the house and starts jumping on me like I'm his long lost doggie mama.

By now, Ernie is going nuts at the side door and I finally manage to get the dog out by tricking him with dog treats. My Italian greyhound is starting to freak out as well.

So the dog wont go away. It keeps on jumping on me like we're long lost pals and he's supposed to be here. Then the little fucker does a kamikaze run for the front door, knocks it open and cruises right back into the house.

I trick him out yet again and now he's just sitting out there, throwing himself against the door. I know he belongs to someone -- he's got a county rabies vaccination tag on but its only got the number on it, no name or phone number.

The little buggers cute as can be, but I do not need another dog, especially not one with that much energy lol...

Triple 6 · 02-07-2005, 10:27 PM

bring him to the pound

Kimmykim · 02-07-2005, 10:28 PM

I'm not taking him in for the night to take him to the pound tomorrow. Hopefully he's in his neighborhood and the owners have realized he's out making friends ;)

Sears Salesman · 02-07-2005, 10:28 PM

no dog tags? call the owners up

Spunky · 02-07-2005, 10:30 PM

He's trying to tell you he's lost.help me

WiredGuy · 02-07-2005, 10:31 PM

If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
WG

sonofsam · 02-07-2005, 10:32 PM

Ol Yeller!!

Kimmykim · 02-07-2005, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

He's trying to tell you he's lost.help me

I dont have a database of the rabies tag numbers to work with

I gave him treats tho, to get him to let me look at his tags, he was completely friendly but with little dogs, you just never know when they'll decide to bite, so I wanted to make sure he was vaccinated before I tried to touch him.

It's funny how he wants to get in. My dogs don't like it tho at all lol

sickkittens · 02-07-2005, 10:32 PM

He's probably lost. My cousins dog went for a walk one day and ended up a few miles away from home. We found him on someones porch and the people said that the dog was acting as if they were his owners.

GiantGnome · 02-07-2005, 10:32 PM

havent you ever watched lassie? hes trying to tell you that timmy is stuck in a well!

quiet · 02-07-2005, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
WG

jukeboxfrank · 02-07-2005, 10:35 PM

thats sad good luck finding his owners.

Kimmykim · 02-07-2005, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
WG

Hmmm, could we have a threesome with the google bot? ;)

RP Fade · 02-07-2005, 10:50 PM

Gosh I hope Eve (Mike's gf/wife) does not read this thread! Or she might be at your door soon lol..

I once told her there was a wounded squirrel in my backyard. I didn't know what to do with it and I figured I would ask her since she's the biggest animal lover I know. She drove 25 miles to come to my place, got bit by the squirrel while trying to put him in a box, went to the hospital to get shots and stitches, and STILL drove another 40 miles to the wildlife foundation (?) because shelters would just put it to sleep..

Kimmykim · 02-07-2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RP Fade

Gosh I hope Eve (Mike's gf/wife) does not read this thread! Or she might be at your door soon lol..

I once told her there was a wounded squirrel in my backyard. I didn't know what to do with it and I figured I would ask her since she's the biggest animal lover I know. She drove 25 miles to come to my place, got bit by the squirrel while trying to put him in a box, went to the hospital to get shots and stitches, and STILL drove another 40 miles to the wildlife foundation (?) because shelters would just put it to sleep..

Hahhaa, I'll bring the dog to lunch if he's still hanging out and you can give him to her ;)

WiredGuy · 02-07-2005, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Hmmm, could we have a threesome with the google bot? ;)

I knew you were just interested in me for Googlebot!
WG

Kimmykim · 02-07-2005, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I knew you were just interested in me for Googlebot!
WG

Oh please, do you think you'd have been the meat in a Kimmy and Loryn sandwich at Webmaster Access if it were just the googlebot I was after ;)

WiredGuy · 02-07-2005, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Oh please, do you think you'd have been the meat in a Kimmy and Loryn sandwich at Webmaster Access if it were just the googlebot I was after ;)

MMmmmmmmmmmm, how could I forget that!
WG

xclusive · 02-07-2005, 11:31 PM

that is strange be careful

Zebra · 02-07-2005, 11:42 PM

Tell the pooch there is a tasty dead Mexican in the pool down the block and you won't see him again!

Kimmykim · 02-07-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

Tell the pooch there is a tasty dead Mexican in the pool down the block and you won't see him again!

Oh hell no! The crazy man in the bunny suit might get him on his way to check it out!

Zebra · 02-08-2005, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Oh hell no! The crazy man in the bunny suit might get him on his way to check it out!

Not if he gets distracted by some Dave Matthews (Live at Folsom Field) first or sees a monkey in the corner of the pool. Hey! Maybe the monkey killed the Mexican!

Kimmykim · 02-08-2005, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

Not if he gets distracted by some Dave Matthews (Live at Folsom Field) first or sees a monkey in the corner of the pool. Hey! Maybe the monkey killed the Mexican!

LOCK THE DOOR AND GET IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT! NOW!

Warden · 02-08-2005, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

havent you ever watched lassie? hes trying to tell you that timmy is stuck in a well!

LMFAO!

Zebra · 02-08-2005, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

LOCK THE DOOR AND GET IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT! NOW!

I locked the door but now the exterminator is here and he wants to kill some bugs.
Maybe I should go out and find some prizes.
Need any Neopolitan smokes while I am out?

The Adult Broker · 02-08-2005, 01:03 AM

if you can't find his owner, maybe I'll take him. sounds like me...high energy and knocking down doors . heh

Kimmykim · 02-08-2005, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra

I locked the door but now the exterminator is here and he wants to kill some bugs.
Maybe I should go out and find some prizes.
Need any Neopolitan smokes while I am out?

Will you leave the chocolate outside so it melts in the sun and gets all squishy for me?

Lori, I will ask him if he wants to meet you ;)

SleazyDream · 02-08-2005, 01:18 AM

i hope it's warm out there.... if i didn't let a lost dog in here he's freeze to death.

flashfire · 02-08-2005, 03:08 AM

keep us posted, hope his owners turn up

V_RocKs · 02-08-2005, 03:14 AM

Last one over to KimmyKims house is a wet puppy.

Der Schleicher · 02-08-2005, 04:29 AM

that's why there is a dogpound

JFK · 02-08-2005, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
WG

she dosent need strays WG ...........a Pure Bred like me is more like it

Princess Ellisa · 02-08-2005, 06:38 AM

ahhhh Kimmy that is so cute albeit inconvenient LOL

maxdaname · 02-08-2005, 06:43 AM

OMG Keep him!!!!

Phoenix · 02-08-2005, 06:48 AM

weird...it is probably about a mile from home..just too lazy to runback right now..lol

VirtuMike · 02-08-2005, 07:54 AM

Would you be my doggie mama?

Kimmykim · 02-08-2005, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtuMike

Would you be my doggie mama?

Only if I can wear my pigs ;)

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