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Kimmykim · 02-07-2005, 10:24 PM

OK, the oddest thing just happened to me, I'm still shaking my head.

I hear this snuffling noise at my front door, and I think my Jack Russells managed to get out of the back yard again (that dog is a grade A pain in the ass to keep in) and is at the door.

I open the door, just about to give poor Ernie an earful, and WOW! this little furry mutt comes flying in the house and starts jumping on me like I'm his long lost doggie mama.

By now, Ernie is going nuts at the side door and I finally manage to get the dog out by tricking him with dog treats. My Italian greyhound is starting to freak out as well.

So the dog wont go away. It keeps on jumping on me like we're long lost pals and he's supposed to be here. Then the little fucker does a kamikaze run for the front door, knocks it open and cruises right back into the house.

I trick him out yet again and now he's just sitting out there, throwing himself against the door. I know he belongs to someone -- he's got a county rabies vaccination tag on but its only got the number on it, no name or phone number.

The little buggers cute as can be, but I do not need another dog, especially not one with that much energy lol...

02-07-2005, 10:24 PM
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Cujo's at my front door! OK, the oddest thing just happened to me, I'm still shaking my head. I hear this snuffling noise at my front door, and I think my Jack Russells managed to get out of the back yard again (that dog is a grade A pain in the ass to keep in) and is at the door. I open the door, just about to give poor Ernie an earful, and WOW! this little furry mutt comes flying in the house and starts jumping on me like I'm his long lost doggie mama. By now, Ernie is going nuts at the side door and I finally manage to get the dog out by tricking him with dog treats. My Italian greyhound is starting to freak out as well. So the dog wont go away. It keeps on jumping on me like we're long lost pals and he's supposed to be here. Then the little fucker does a kamikaze run for the front door, knocks it open and cruises right back into the house. I trick him out yet again and now he's just sitting out there, throwing himself against the door. I know he belongs to someone -- he's got a county rabies vaccination tag on but its only got the number on it, no name or phone number. The little buggers cute as can be, but I do not need another dog, especially not one with that much energy lol...