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Kimmykim 02-07-2005 10:24 PM

Cujo's at my front door!
 
OK, the oddest thing just happened to me, I'm still shaking my head.

I hear this snuffling noise at my front door, and I think my Jack Russells managed to get out of the back yard again (that dog is a grade A pain in the ass to keep in) and is at the door.

I open the door, just about to give poor Ernie an earful, and WOW! this little furry mutt comes flying in the house and starts jumping on me like I'm his long lost doggie mama.

By now, Ernie is going nuts at the side door and I finally manage to get the dog out by tricking him with dog treats. My Italian greyhound is starting to freak out as well.

So the dog wont go away. It keeps on jumping on me like we're long lost pals and he's supposed to be here. Then the little fucker does a kamikaze run for the front door, knocks it open and cruises right back into the house.

I trick him out yet again and now he's just sitting out there, throwing himself against the door. I know he belongs to someone -- he's got a county rabies vaccination tag on but its only got the number on it, no name or phone number.

The little buggers cute as can be, but I do not need another dog, especially not one with that much energy lol...

Triple 6 02-07-2005 10:27 PM

bring him to the pound

Kimmykim 02-07-2005 10:28 PM

I'm not taking him in for the night to take him to the pound tomorrow. Hopefully he's in his neighborhood and the owners have realized he's out making friends ;)

Sears Salesman 02-07-2005 10:28 PM

no dog tags? call the owners up

Spunky 02-07-2005 10:30 PM

He's trying to tell you he's lost.help me :(

WiredGuy 02-07-2005 10:31 PM

If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
WG

sonofsam 02-07-2005 10:32 PM

Ol Yeller!!

Kimmykim 02-07-2005 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
He's trying to tell you he's lost.help me :(

I dont have a database of the rabies tag numbers to work with :(

I gave him treats tho, to get him to let me look at his tags, he was completely friendly but with little dogs, you just never know when they'll decide to bite, so I wanted to make sure he was vaccinated before I tried to touch him.

It's funny how he wants to get in. My dogs don't like it tho at all lol

sickkittens 02-07-2005 10:32 PM

He's probably lost. My cousins dog went for a walk one day and ended up a few miles away from home. We found him on someones porch and the people said that the dog was acting as if they were his owners.

GiantGnome 02-07-2005 10:32 PM

havent you ever watched lassie? hes trying to tell you that timmy is stuck in a well!

quiet 02-07-2005 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
WG

:glugglug

jukeboxfrank 02-07-2005 10:35 PM

thats sad good luck finding his owners.

Kimmykim 02-07-2005 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
WG

Hmmm, could we have a threesome with the google bot? ;)

RP Fade 02-07-2005 10:50 PM

Gosh I hope Eve (Mike's gf/wife) does not read this thread! Or she might be at your door soon lol..

I once told her there was a wounded squirrel in my backyard. I didn't know what to do with it and I figured I would ask her since she's the biggest animal lover I know. She drove 25 miles to come to my place, got bit by the squirrel while trying to put him in a box, went to the hospital to get shots and stitches, and STILL drove another 40 miles to the wildlife foundation (?) because shelters would just put it to sleep..

Kimmykim 02-07-2005 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP Fade
Gosh I hope Eve (Mike's gf/wife) does not read this thread! Or she might be at your door soon lol..

I once told her there was a wounded squirrel in my backyard. I didn't know what to do with it and I figured I would ask her since she's the biggest animal lover I know. She drove 25 miles to come to my place, got bit by the squirrel while trying to put him in a box, went to the hospital to get shots and stitches, and STILL drove another 40 miles to the wildlife foundation (?) because shelters would just put it to sleep..

Hahhaa, I'll bring the dog to lunch if he's still hanging out and you can give him to her ;)

WiredGuy 02-07-2005 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Hmmm, could we have a threesome with the google bot? ;)

I knew you were just interested in me for Googlebot!
WG

Kimmykim 02-07-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I knew you were just interested in me for Googlebot!
WG

Oh please, do you think you'd have been the meat in a Kimmy and Loryn sandwich at Webmaster Access if it were just the googlebot I was after ;)

WiredGuy 02-07-2005 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Oh please, do you think you'd have been the meat in a Kimmy and Loryn sandwich at Webmaster Access if it were just the googlebot I was after ;)


MMmmmmmmmmmm, how could I forget that!
WG

xclusive 02-07-2005 11:31 PM

that is strange be careful

Zebra 02-07-2005 11:42 PM

Tell the pooch there is a tasty dead Mexican in the pool down the block and you won't see him again! :thumbsup

Kimmykim 02-07-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra
Tell the pooch there is a tasty dead Mexican in the pool down the block and you won't see him again! :thumbsup

Oh hell no! The crazy man in the bunny suit might get him on his way to check it out!

Zebra 02-08-2005 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Oh hell no! The crazy man in the bunny suit might get him on his way to check it out!

Not if he gets distracted by some Dave Matthews (Live at Folsom Field) first or sees a monkey in the corner of the pool. Hey! Maybe the monkey killed the Mexican!

Kimmykim 02-08-2005 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra
Not if he gets distracted by some Dave Matthews (Live at Folsom Field) first or sees a monkey in the corner of the pool. Hey! Maybe the monkey killed the Mexican!

LOCK THE DOOR AND GET IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT! NOW!

Warden 02-08-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome
havent you ever watched lassie? hes trying to tell you that timmy is stuck in a well!


LMFAO! :1orglaugh

Zebra 02-08-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
LOCK THE DOOR AND GET IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT! NOW!

I locked the door but now the exterminator is here and he wants to kill some bugs.
Maybe I should go out and find some prizes.
Need any Neopolitan smokes while I am out?

The Adult Broker 02-08-2005 01:03 AM

if you can't find his owner, maybe I'll take him. sounds like me...high energy and knocking down doors . heh

Kimmykim 02-08-2005 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra
I locked the door but now the exterminator is here and he wants to kill some bugs.
Maybe I should go out and find some prizes.
Need any Neopolitan smokes while I am out?

Will you leave the chocolate outside so it melts in the sun and gets all squishy for me?

Lori, I will ask him if he wants to meet you ;)

SleazyDream 02-08-2005 01:18 AM

i hope it's warm out there.... if i didn't let a lost dog in here he's freeze to death.

flashfire 02-08-2005 03:08 AM

keep us posted, hope his owners turn up

V_RocKs 02-08-2005 03:14 AM

Last one over to KimmyKims house is a wet puppy.

Der Schleicher 02-08-2005 04:29 AM

that's why there is a dogpound

JFK 02-08-2005 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
WG

she dosent need strays WG ...........a Pure Bred like me is more like it :1orglaugh

Princess Ellisa 02-08-2005 06:38 AM

ahhhh Kimmy that is so cute albeit inconvenient LOL

maxdaname 02-08-2005 06:43 AM

OMG Keep him!!!!

Phoenix 02-08-2005 06:48 AM

weird...it is probably about a mile from home..just too lazy to runback right now..lol

VirtuMike 02-08-2005 07:54 AM

Would you be my doggie mama?

Kimmykim 02-08-2005 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtuMike
Would you be my doggie mama?

Only if I can wear my pigs ;)


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