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kgp43 · 02-07-2005, 02:11 AM

What do you answer when someone ask you what you do for a living (and you work fulltime in the adult business)?
Do you answer the same, when trying to pick up a nice girl at the local bar?

rickholio · 02-07-2005, 02:12 AM

"I sale porn"

BastarD · 02-07-2005, 02:12 AM

Yes, I'm telling I'm working in porn biz..

smack · 02-07-2005, 02:14 AM

i sell boobies.

Babagirls · 02-07-2005, 02:16 AM

family: "Im an Independant Contractor for Internet Sales & Marketing."

non-family: "I sell porn."

kgp43 · 02-07-2005, 02:16 AM

#2,3,4:
llol... also when trying to pick up a girl? Dont they scream and run as fast they can?

ArikaAmes · 02-07-2005, 02:22 AM

Design and Website Development

Alright at the developement part...suck as design...for now anyway

Mefo · 02-07-2005, 04:56 AM

I just tell the truth....

Drake · 02-07-2005, 05:01 AM

I'm usually honest about it. I won't get into details, I'll only say things like online marketing or development.

If it's a female that I'm attracted to, I'm more likely to say exactly what it is that I do upfront (adult oriented websites). Most seem to be ok with it, and even seem to like the idea. Go figure.

nico-t · 02-07-2005, 05:04 AM

depends on the person who asks....or i say online adult biz, or webdesign and online advertisement...

polish_aristocrat · 02-07-2005, 05:06 AM

I am trying to make some money on the internet

sonofsam · 02-07-2005, 05:06 AM

me: i sell gods work....
them: the bible?
me: uhhh.... kinnda....

swedguy · 02-07-2005, 05:12 AM

I've changed from Adult Webmaster since it sounds so fucking boring to "I sell sexual fantasies to people". Women seemed to like it more that you are good at creating fantasies and good imagination in bed

V_RocKs · 02-07-2005, 05:16 AM

Affiliate advertising and I jack off... alot...

chemicaleyes · 02-07-2005, 05:19 AM

Internet Marketing as I find if you tell them anything to do with adult they have a million questions that I really can't be bothered to answer.

gangbangjoe · 02-07-2005, 05:23 AM

i am sigwhore on gfy

Cassie · 02-07-2005, 06:14 AM

honesty is always best. you dont have to go into details but.....

fl_prn_str · 02-07-2005, 06:21 AM

I tell them I work in the modeling biz......the ADULT modeling biz.

Wiggles · 02-07-2005, 06:53 AM

internet sales marketing is the usual choice, but i work elsewhere in mainstream as well.

Jey p · 02-07-2005, 06:56 AM

Nobody asks, everybody knows

Scott McD · 02-07-2005, 06:56 AM

I tell them it's none of their fuckin business...

Jey p · 02-07-2005, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I tell them it's none of their fuckin business...

That's a good answer too ! hehehe

Rui · 02-07-2005, 08:12 AM

"Design Internet related" or something among those lines...

iFliPcEss · 02-07-2005, 08:16 AM

my family new what i am doing and they care less for as long as i got something for them he he he

Roald · 02-07-2005, 08:21 AM

Depends a bit on whos asking but if it is a girl at the bar I woudl say I do porn. For other (older) people I say internet marketing ;))

Platinum Adam · 02-07-2005, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

family: "Im an Independant Contractor for Internet Sales & Marketing."

non-family: "I sell porn."

LOL!!!!!!!!

BuggyG · 02-07-2005, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

family: "Im an Independant Contractor for Internet Sales & Marketing."

non-family: "I sell porn."

lol!!!
exact same thing I tell them.. except the independant part

Phoenix · 02-07-2005, 08:27 AM

i work in advertising or I say some sort of internet marketing.

rollinOn20s · 02-07-2005, 08:46 AM

I'd go with internet marketing.

mardigras · 02-07-2005, 09:22 AM

For the casual asker I just say I do websites and they'll say "cool" or "interesting". For someone digging a little harder as to how money is made I say by matching up advertisers to the target audience of the page. I head off people wanting me to "get them in to it" by telling them they'll have to learn HTML first and build some pages then I'll steer them along or they can come up with their ideas and copy ready text and hire me to do it

. If anyone in "general company" wants to know my website address I just send them to one of my mainstream sites

kowntafit · 02-07-2005, 09:25 AM

Yeah, can't go wrong with internet marketing.

James White · 02-07-2005, 09:27 AM

I say Internet Marketing

SykkBoy · 02-07-2005, 09:38 AM

I tell them Internet Marketing and if they dig deeper, i tell them "ringtone sites and such"

I don't mention porn anymore since I'm on the PTO board at my kids' school and I also don't feel like answering a million questions or dealing with requests for free passwords...

MandyBlake · 02-07-2005, 10:11 AM

we just say web design....

Stallion · 02-07-2005, 10:13 AM

I tell them I am a computer consultant.

02-07-2005, 02:11 AM	#1
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02-07-2005, 02:12 AM	#2
rickholio Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nor'easterland Posts: 1,914	"I sale porn"

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BastarD Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Very close to that Jack Daniels bottle.. Posts: 6,341	Yes, I'm telling I'm working in porn biz..

02-07-2005, 02:22 AM	#7
ArikaAmes Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,081	Design and Website Development Alright at the developement part...suck as design...for now anyway

02-07-2005, 05:01 AM	#9
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	I'm usually honest about it. I won't get into details, I'll only say things like online marketing or development. If it's a female that I'm attracted to, I'm more likely to say exactly what it is that I do upfront (adult oriented websites). Most seem to be ok with it, and even seem to like the idea. Go figure.

02-07-2005, 05:04 AM	#10
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	depends on the person who asks....or i say online adult biz, or webdesign and online advertisement...

02-07-2005, 05:06 AM	#11
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	I am trying to make some money on the internet __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	me: i sell gods work.... them: the bible? me: uhhh.... kinnda.... __________________ I like turtles.

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Affiliate advertising and I jack off... alot...

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fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	I tell them I work in the modeling biz......the ADULT modeling biz.

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Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	internet sales marketing is the usual choice, but i work elsewhere in mainstream as well. __________________ no sig

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Jey p Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ARGENTINA Posts: 1,810	Nobody asks, everybody knows

02-07-2005, 06:56 AM	#21
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02-07-2005, 08:12 AM	#23
Rui web Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: On icq: 85-483-060 Posts: 9,533	"Design Internet related" or something among those lines...

02-07-2005, 08:16 AM	#24
iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	my family new what i am doing and they care less for as long as i got something for them he he he

02-07-2005, 08:21 AM	#25
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,884	Depends a bit on whos asking but if it is a girl at the bar I woudl say I do porn. For other (older) people I say internet marketing ;)) __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

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02-07-2005, 09:22 AM	#30
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	For the casual asker I just say I do websites and they'll say "cool" or "interesting". For someone digging a little harder as to how money is made I say by matching up advertisers to the target audience of the page. I head off people wanting me to "get them in to it" by telling them they'll have to learn HTML first and build some pages then I'll steer them along or they can come up with their ideas and copy ready text and hire me to do it. If anyone in "general company" wants to know my website address I just send them to one of my mainstream sites __________________ .

02-07-2005, 09:25 AM	#31
kowntafit Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 4,667	Yeah, can't go wrong with internet marketing. __________________ This is where my next million is coming from!

02-07-2005, 09:27 AM	#32
James White Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dirty South, Atlanta ICQ# : 191-402-709 Posts: 1,405	I say Internet Marketing

02-07-2005, 09:38 AM	#33
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I tell them Internet Marketing and if they dig deeper, i tell them "ringtone sites and such" I don't mention porn anymore since I'm on the PTO board at my kids' school and I also don't feel like answering a million questions or dealing with requests for free passwords... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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