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kgp43 02-07-2005 02:11 AM

What do you answer when someone ask you...
 
What do you answer when someone ask you what you do for a living (and you work fulltime in the adult business)?
Do you answer the same, when trying to pick up a nice girl at the local bar?


:)

rickholio 02-07-2005 02:12 AM

"I sale porn" :pimp

BastarD 02-07-2005 02:12 AM

Yes, I'm telling I'm working in porn biz.. :thumbsup

smack 02-07-2005 02:14 AM

i sell boobies.

Babagirls 02-07-2005 02:16 AM

family: "Im an Independant Contractor for Internet Sales & Marketing."

non-family: "I sell porn."

kgp43 02-07-2005 02:16 AM

#2,3,4:
llol... also when trying to pick up a girl? Dont they scream and run as fast they can?

ArikaAmes 02-07-2005 02:22 AM

Design and Website Development :1orglaugh

Alright at the developement part...suck as design...for now anyway :1orglaugh

Mefo 02-07-2005 04:56 AM

I just tell the truth....

Drake 02-07-2005 05:01 AM

I'm usually honest about it. I won't get into details, I'll only say things like online marketing or development.

If it's a female that I'm attracted to, I'm more likely to say exactly what it is that I do upfront (adult oriented websites). Most seem to be ok with it, and even seem to like the idea. Go figure.

nico-t 02-07-2005 05:04 AM

depends on the person who asks....or i say online adult biz, or webdesign and online advertisement...

polish_aristocrat 02-07-2005 05:06 AM

I am trying to make some money on the internet

sonofsam 02-07-2005 05:06 AM

me: i sell gods work....
them: the bible?
me: uhhh.... kinnda....

swedguy 02-07-2005 05:12 AM

I've changed from Adult Webmaster since it sounds so fucking boring to "I sell sexual fantasies to people". Women seemed to like it more that you are good at creating fantasies and good imagination in bed :winkwink:

V_RocKs 02-07-2005 05:16 AM

Affiliate advertising and I jack off... alot...

chemicaleyes 02-07-2005 05:19 AM

Internet Marketing as I find if you tell them anything to do with adult they have a million questions that I really can't be bothered to answer.

gangbangjoe 02-07-2005 05:23 AM

i am sigwhore on gfy

Cassie 02-07-2005 06:14 AM

honesty is always best. you dont have to go into details but.....

fl_prn_str 02-07-2005 06:21 AM

I tell them I work in the modeling biz......the ADULT modeling biz.

Wiggles 02-07-2005 06:53 AM

internet sales marketing is the usual choice, but i work elsewhere in mainstream as well.

Jey p 02-07-2005 06:56 AM

Nobody asks, everybody knows :winkwink:

Scott McD 02-07-2005 06:56 AM

I tell them it's none of their fuckin business...

Jey p 02-07-2005 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
I tell them it's none of their fuckin business...


That's a good answer too ! hehehe

Rui 02-07-2005 08:12 AM

"Design Internet related" or something among those lines...

iFliPcEss 02-07-2005 08:16 AM

my family new what i am doing and they care less for as long as i got something for them he he he

Roald 02-07-2005 08:21 AM

Depends a bit on whos asking but if it is a girl at the bar I woudl say I do porn. For other (older) people I say internet marketing ;))

Platinum Adam 02-07-2005 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
family: "Im an Independant Contractor for Internet Sales & Marketing."

non-family: "I sell porn."

LOL!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BuggyG 02-07-2005 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
family: "Im an Independant Contractor for Internet Sales & Marketing."

non-family: "I sell porn."


lol!!!
exact same thing I tell them.. except the independant part :)

Phoenix 02-07-2005 08:27 AM

i work in advertising or I say some sort of internet marketing.

rollinOn20s 02-07-2005 08:46 AM

I'd go with internet marketing.

mardigras 02-07-2005 09:22 AM

For the casual asker I just say I do websites and they'll say "cool" or "interesting". For someone digging a little harder as to how money is made I say by matching up advertisers to the target audience of the page. I head off people wanting me to "get them in to it" by telling them they'll have to learn HTML first and build some pages then I'll steer them along or they can come up with their ideas and copy ready text and hire me to do it:upsidedow. If anyone in "general company" wants to know my website address I just send them to one of my mainstream sites:winkwink:

kowntafit 02-07-2005 09:25 AM

Yeah, can't go wrong with internet marketing.

James White 02-07-2005 09:27 AM

I say Internet Marketing :)

SykkBoy 02-07-2005 09:38 AM

I tell them Internet Marketing and if they dig deeper, i tell them "ringtone sites and such"

I don't mention porn anymore since I'm on the PTO board at my kids' school and I also don't feel like answering a million questions or dealing with requests for free passwords...

MandyBlake 02-07-2005 10:11 AM

we just say web design....

Stallion 02-07-2005 10:13 AM

I tell them I am a computer consultant.


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