Anybody here ever get a ENEMA? to cleanse you out? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 02-05-2005, 02:58 PM

Serious question, I am sure crap build up in the colon and such.

Anybody ever had it done?

biskoppen · 02-05-2005, 02:59 PM

No, but I've heard that a norwegian doctor recommends men to sit down while they pee, otherwise old urine will still be in the system

Spunky · 02-05-2005, 03:00 PM

I like to do it atleast every 6 months

Thumbler · 02-05-2005, 03:02 PM

Serious answer - yes, I've had one. It was part of some tests to make sure I didn't have colon cancer.

thaifan99 · 02-05-2005, 03:02 PM

Colonic irrigation works wonders!!

feels good too lol

Giorgio_Xo · 02-05-2005, 03:03 PM

Twice. It helped greatly with weight loss and fatigue.

Juicy D. Links · 02-05-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Thumbler

Serious answer - yes, I've had one. It was part of some tests to make sure I didn't have colon cancer.

what did it feel like?

Jace · 02-05-2005, 03:04 PM

http://www.colonblow.com/

Juicy D. Links · 02-05-2005, 03:04 PM

Also it it true that you shouldnt eat or anything for like 24 or so hours before hand?

Juicy D. Links · 02-05-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

http://www.colonblow.com/

- IT IS ESTIMATED THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON HAS BETWEEN 3 AND 8 UNDIGESTED MEALS IN HIS OR HER COLON AT ANY GIVEN TIME

Thumbler · 02-05-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

what did it feel like?

It was very unpleasant - but worth it to find out I didn't have cancer

swedguy · 02-05-2005, 03:07 PM

Only done it once, and it was when I had to go in for surgery

Not very pleasant to feel..... I think I'll skip the details

Spunky · 02-05-2005, 03:08 PM

Chicks love giving it to guys yo

Juicy D. Links · 02-05-2005, 03:09 PM

Check this out

http://www.colonblow.com/pooppics.htm

BradShaw · 02-05-2005, 03:10 PM

Go for a full colon irrigation.

Juicy D. Links · 02-05-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw

Go for a full colon irrigation.

where? Health spas? Those chinese holistic places?

pussyluver · 02-05-2005, 03:27 PM

There are some new alternative drugs to accomplish about the same thing. I did it the hardway for the colon exam. My sister went for her test and only had to drink a small amount of fluid, some new drug to clean her out for the testing.

There is more than one way to clean the colon. The irrigation or drink like 4 gallons of this awful tasting junk. A glass every ten minutes until it's done. You end up passing a lot of fluid (it turns clear).

There are also stool softeners that will help you clear things out. Eating correctly is prolly the smartest thing, but not many webmasters eat right. Pussy is good, but doesn't count.

axelcat · 02-05-2005, 03:39 PM

never had it done

BVF · 02-05-2005, 04:00 PM

I was looking into getting an enema. I know I gotta have at least ten pounds of condensed crap inside of me. I would rather do it with a pill.

shuki · 02-05-2005, 04:39 PM

I have heard about caffeine colonics too

riddler · 02-05-2005, 04:43 PM

This reminds me of these trinidadian people i used to work with, every month they would get off work for the weekend and go make theirselves blow colon all weekend long to "clean the colon" they would eat water crest to do it mostly, they had tons of natural herbs they got from the carribean to clean the colon heh, kind of a bad experience to be on the shitter for a day just for good health but thats life

Furious_Male · 02-05-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Check this out

http://www.colonblow.com/pooppics.htm

I cant believe they sell T-shirts. Thats something you want to wear out at the clubs picking up women. A colon blow shirt.

Der Schleicher · 02-05-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by thaifan99

Colonic irrigation works wonders!!

feels good too lol

yeah.and I also reccommend to Juicy, totry Psyllium Husk-one of the best fibre supplement known to man. about 5 to 10 grams of should do.

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2005, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

I was looking into getting an enema. I know I gotta have at least ten pounds of condensed crap inside of me. I would rather do it with a pill.

I am looking at that colon blow stuff. I think ill order it.

tASSy · 02-06-2005, 10:06 AM

i've done it, if you're not used to things entering your body that way it's a bit uncomfortable but i think a general cleansing every so often is good for ya.

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2005, 10:07 AM

http://www.curezone.com/forums/m.asp?f=219&i=1056

I have to COMPLETELY disagree with Westy and Tracey. I have tried Colonblow 3 times and plan on ordering more. This works VERY well, but my guess would be that Westy and Tracey did not drink enough water. The more water you drink the better. This is NOTHING like taking a laxative. A laxative just loosens up what's recently been in there, but colonblow expands in your bowels and scrapes out every crevase and gets out all of the old stuff. And you know this is what it's doing because it doesn't look like the "normal stuff". It looks like rope and sometimes it's spirally like your colon. I would highly recommend this but you need to remember to drink a lot of water!! Also, I've tried it both while eating during the 24 hours and without eating and it is much easier when you don't eat because it expands in your stomach and when you eat food too, it starts to hurt. I hope you try it!!

Juicy D. Links · 02-06-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

i've done it, if you're not used to things entering your body that way it's a bit uncomfortable but i think a general cleansing every so often is good for ya.

tassy were do you go to get one done? Health spa? Doc?

I am colon n00b

Major (Tom) · 02-06-2005, 10:22 AM

I had an enema once when i was constipated and my hemoroids felt like one of those red assed monkeys. I had to by a kit at the drug store. it was breath taking

Duke

fl_prn_str · 02-06-2005, 10:24 AM

I am a big pussy................no tats or pircings........that shit.....no pun intended aint ever gonna happen......

shuki · 02-06-2005, 10:29 AM

Juicy give them a call and see what they say:

Great Jones Spa
Cleansing treatments (like colonics) are offered along with aromatherapy-infused hot-towel massage, platza (massage and exfoliation with a broom made from oak leaves), and Japanese ritual baths at this dramatic oasis with a three-story waterfall and river-rock sauna, which opened in October.
29 Great Jones St., nr. Lafayette Ave.; 212-505-3185

boner 2.0 · 02-06-2005, 10:31 AM

roflmao

Houdini · 02-06-2005, 10:31 AM

I was thinking about trying this, but don't know if I could drink just liquids for 5 days. Check it out.

http://www.blessedherbs.com/mucoid.html

shuki · 02-06-2005, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Houdini

I was thinking about trying this, but don't know if I could drink just liquids for 5 days. Check it out.

http://www.blessedherbs.com/mucoid.html

Wow that place looks like they sell some good stuff...not to mention they are in MA. I will support the locals

shuki · 02-06-2005, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by shuki

Wow that place looks like they sell some good stuff...not to mention they are in MA. I will support the locals

I just purchased the colon cleanse anyone want me to do a picture journal

BVF · 02-06-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by shuki

I just purchased the colon cleanse anyone want me to do a picture journal

yes. seriously. I'm in DIRE need to clean out this crap inside of me. It's seeping through my pores.

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pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	There are some new alternative drugs to accomplish about the same thing. I did it the hardway for the colon exam. My sister went for her test and only had to drink a small amount of fluid, some new drug to clean her out for the testing. There is more than one way to clean the colon. The irrigation or drink like 4 gallons of this awful tasting junk. A glass every ten minutes until it's done. You end up passing a lot of fluid (it turns clear). There are also stool softeners that will help you clear things out. Eating correctly is prolly the smartest thing, but not many webmasters eat right. Pussy is good, but doesn't count.

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riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	This reminds me of these trinidadian people i used to work with, every month they would get off work for the weekend and go make theirselves blow colon all weekend long to "clean the colon" they would eat water crest to do it mostly, they had tons of natural herbs they got from the carribean to clean the colon heh, kind of a bad experience to be on the shitter for a day just for good health but thats life

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tASSy Spread The Pink! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: pinktown! Posts: 8,229	i've done it, if you're not used to things entering your body that way it's a bit uncomfortable but i think a general cleansing every so often is good for ya. __________________ tassyPINK ICQ ~ 318097066 *

02-06-2005, 10:07 AM	#26
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	http://www.curezone.com/forums/m.asp?f=219&i=1056 I have to COMPLETELY disagree with Westy and Tracey. I have tried Colonblow 3 times and plan on ordering more. This works VERY well, but my guess would be that Westy and Tracey did not drink enough water. The more water you drink the better. This is NOTHING like taking a laxative. A laxative just loosens up what's recently been in there, but colonblow expands in your bowels and scrapes out every crevase and gets out all of the old stuff. And you know this is what it's doing because it doesn't look like the "normal stuff". It looks like rope and sometimes it's spirally like your colon. I would highly recommend this but you need to remember to drink a lot of water!! Also, I've tried it both while eating during the 24 hours and without eating and it is much easier when you don't eat because it expands in your stomach and when you eat food too, it starts to hurt. I hope you try it!!

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Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,597	I had an enema once when i was constipated and my hemoroids felt like one of those red assed monkeys. I had to by a kit at the drug store. it was breath taking Duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom

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shuki Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston Posts: 3,070	Juicy give them a call and see what they say: Great Jones Spa Cleansing treatments (like colonics) are offered along with aromatherapy-infused hot-towel massage, platza (massage and exfoliation with a broom made from oak leaves), and Japanese ritual baths at this dramatic oasis with a three-story waterfall and river-rock sauna, which opened in October. 29 Great Jones St., nr. Lafayette Ave.; 212-505-3185 __________________ Looking to buy established paysites contact me [email protected]

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Houdini Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,651	I was thinking about trying this, but don't know if I could drink just liquids for 5 days. Check it out. http://www.blessedherbs.com/mucoid.html