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Juicy D. Links 02-05-2005 02:58 PM

Anybody here ever get a ENEMA? to cleanse you out?
 
Serious question, I am sure crap build up in the colon and such.

Anybody ever had it done?

biskoppen 02-05-2005 02:59 PM

No, but I've heard that a norwegian doctor recommends men to sit down while they pee, otherwise old urine will still be in the system

Spunky 02-05-2005 03:00 PM

I like to do it atleast every 6 months :thumbsup

Thumbler 02-05-2005 03:02 PM

Serious answer - yes, I've had one. It was part of some tests to make sure I didn't have colon cancer.

thaifan99 02-05-2005 03:02 PM

Colonic irrigation works wonders!!


feels good too lol

Giorgio_Xo 02-05-2005 03:03 PM

Twice. It helped greatly with weight loss and fatigue.

Juicy D. Links 02-05-2005 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Thumbler
Serious answer - yes, I've had one. It was part of some tests to make sure I didn't have colon cancer.


what did it feel like?

Jace 02-05-2005 03:04 PM

http://www.colonblow.com/

Juicy D. Links 02-05-2005 03:04 PM

Also it it true that you shouldnt eat or anything for like 24 or so hours before hand?

Juicy D. Links 02-05-2005 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

- IT IS ESTIMATED THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON HAS BETWEEN 3 AND 8 UNDIGESTED MEALS IN HIS OR HER COLON AT ANY GIVEN TIME :(

Thumbler 02-05-2005 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
what did it feel like?

It was very unpleasant - but worth it to find out I didn't have cancer

swedguy 02-05-2005 03:07 PM

Only done it once, and it was when I had to go in for surgery :)

Not very pleasant to feel..... I think I'll skip the details :winkwink:

Spunky 02-05-2005 03:08 PM

Chicks love giving it to guys yo

Juicy D. Links 02-05-2005 03:09 PM

Check this out


http://www.colonblow.com/pooppics.htm

BradShaw 02-05-2005 03:10 PM

Go for a full colon irrigation.

Juicy D. Links 02-05-2005 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw
Go for a full colon irrigation.

where? Health spas? Those chinese holistic places?

pussyluver 02-05-2005 03:27 PM

There are some new alternative drugs to accomplish about the same thing. I did it the hardway for the colon exam. My sister went for her test and only had to drink a small amount of fluid, some new drug to clean her out for the testing.

There is more than one way to clean the colon. The irrigation or drink like 4 gallons of this awful tasting junk. A glass every ten minutes until it's done. You end up passing a lot of fluid (it turns clear).

There are also stool softeners that will help you clear things out. Eating correctly is prolly the smartest thing, but not many webmasters eat right. Pussy is good, but doesn't count.

axelcat 02-05-2005 03:39 PM

never had it done

BVF 02-05-2005 04:00 PM

I was looking into getting an enema. I know I gotta have at least ten pounds of condensed crap inside of me. I would rather do it with a pill.

shuki 02-05-2005 04:39 PM

I have heard about caffeine colonics too

riddler 02-05-2005 04:43 PM

This reminds me of these trinidadian people i used to work with, every month they would get off work for the weekend and go make theirselves blow colon all weekend long to "clean the colon" they would eat water crest to do it mostly, they had tons of natural herbs they got from the carribean to clean the colon heh, kind of a bad experience to be on the shitter for a day just for good health but thats life :Oh crap

Furious_Male 02-05-2005 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I cant believe they sell T-shirts. Thats something you want to wear out at the clubs picking up women. A colon blow shirt.

Der Schleicher 02-05-2005 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by thaifan99
Colonic irrigation works wonders!!


feels good too lol

yeah.and I also reccommend to Juicy, totry Psyllium Husk-one of the best fibre supplement known to man. about 5 to 10 grams of should do. :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 02-06-2005 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF
I was looking into getting an enema. I know I gotta have at least ten pounds of condensed crap inside of me. I would rather do it with a pill.

I am looking at that colon blow stuff. I think ill order it.

tASSy 02-06-2005 10:06 AM

i've done it, if you're not used to things entering your body that way it's a bit uncomfortable but i think a general cleansing every so often is good for ya. :2 cents:

Juicy D. Links 02-06-2005 10:07 AM

http://www.curezone.com/forums/m.asp?f=219&i=1056

I have to COMPLETELY disagree with Westy and Tracey. I have tried Colonblow 3 times and plan on ordering more. This works VERY well, but my guess would be that Westy and Tracey did not drink enough water. The more water you drink the better. This is NOTHING like taking a laxative. A laxative just loosens up what's recently been in there, but colonblow expands in your bowels and scrapes out every crevase and gets out all of the old stuff. And you know this is what it's doing because it doesn't look like the "normal stuff". It looks like rope and sometimes it's spirally like your colon. I would highly recommend this but you need to remember to drink a lot of water!! Also, I've tried it both while eating during the 24 hours and without eating and it is much easier when you don't eat because it expands in your stomach and when you eat food too, it starts to hurt. I hope you try it!!

Juicy D. Links 02-06-2005 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by tASSy
i've done it, if you're not used to things entering your body that way it's a bit uncomfortable but i think a general cleansing every so often is good for ya. :2 cents:

tassy were do you go to get one done? Health spa? Doc?

I am colon n00b :(

Major (Tom) 02-06-2005 10:22 AM

I had an enema once when i was constipated and my hemoroids felt like one of those red assed monkeys. I had to by a kit at the drug store. it was breath taking :)

Duke

fl_prn_str 02-06-2005 10:24 AM

I am a big pussy................no tats or pircings........that shit.....no pun intended aint ever gonna happen......

shuki 02-06-2005 10:29 AM

Juicy give them a call and see what they say:

Great Jones Spa
Cleansing treatments (like colonics) are offered along with aromatherapy-infused hot-towel massage, platza (massage and exfoliation with a broom made from oak leaves), and Japanese ritual baths at this dramatic oasis with a three-story waterfall and river-rock sauna, which opened in October.
29 Great Jones St., nr. Lafayette Ave.; 212-505-3185

boner 2.0 02-06-2005 10:31 AM

roflmao :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Houdini 02-06-2005 10:31 AM

I was thinking about trying this, but don't know if I could drink just liquids for 5 days. Check it out.

http://www.blessedherbs.com/mucoid.html

shuki 02-06-2005 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Houdini
I was thinking about trying this, but don't know if I could drink just liquids for 5 days. Check it out.

http://www.blessedherbs.com/mucoid.html

Wow that place looks like they sell some good stuff...not to mention they are in MA. I will support the locals :thumbsup

shuki 02-06-2005 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by shuki
Wow that place looks like they sell some good stuff...not to mention they are in MA. I will support the locals :thumbsup

I just purchased the colon cleanse anyone want me to do a picture journal :winkwink:

BVF 02-06-2005 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by shuki
I just purchased the colon cleanse anyone want me to do a picture journal :winkwink:

yes. seriously. I'm in DIRE need to clean out this crap inside of me. It's seeping through my pores.


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