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02-04-2005, 02:56 PM
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Deep Throating vs. Maury
There is something seriously wrong here....
So, I went home for lunch, and my boyfriend (who's on Workman's Comp) was there waiting for me fresh out of the shower with only a towel on.... of course, this excites me... I start tracing his nice cock with my fingers... toying with the flesh... watching the skin change from soft and flaccid to taught and hard. I started going down on him... engulfing him in my mouth and making him really hard. He has great girth, so, I really have to concentrate when I deep throat him. Nice and slow... Making sure not to choke or gag. His balls were reacting quite nicely to my fingers as I cupped them close. Total concentration... until that gawd damn Maury came on at 12:00. I don't fricken care who the father of that baby is! I literately stopped until the results were done and then made sure I had 100% of his attention... Success. I will win over the power of daytime talk shows damn it! Maury, don't fuck with me!!!! =)
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02-04-2005, 02:59 PM
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Personally I think he sounds like a herb
I would have had you give me dome and watched Maury at the same damn time and slap you in the face if you were being a good little dick sucker.. and after I blew down your throat I'd tell you to go make me a sandwich |
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02-04-2005, 02:59 PM
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Decent short story. The happy ending was kind of anti-climatic though. I'd rewrite that.
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02-04-2005, 03:00 PM
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Okay, I admit it... I blew him for a good 15 mintues while he watched Maury... I just stopped for the "results" portion... I am 1,000% sure I am NOT that babies father! ;)
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02-04-2005, 03:12 PM
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OMG! Who is the father then!? Nooooooo!
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02-04-2005, 03:14 PM
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But I am 2,000% sure YOU ARE the babies father! *dunt dunt daaaaaah!*
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02-04-2005, 03:16 PM
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 "and the results come back as some other guy and the girl causes a scene and starts tweaking out and crying.. yeah.. it cracks me up Why is Maury always about DNA testing.. back in the day didn't they have different show topics? |
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02-04-2005, 03:20 PM
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It's all about DNA Lie Detectors and Cheating Do we need anything else in the world!!!!
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02-04-2005, 03:22 PM
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02-04-2005, 03:24 PM
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So so sad =)
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02-04-2005, 03:57 PM
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why aren't i ever invited over for this sort of thing? ;) oh wait. yes i am! i can totally vouch for your deep throat skills, i've seen them in action :D
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02-04-2005, 06:44 PM
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this thread is useless with out pics of you, or a video of you deep throating him.
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02-04-2005, 07:31 PM
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hahahahaaha
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