Deep Throating vs. Maury
 

There is something seriously wrong here....

So, I went home for lunch, and my boyfriend (who's on Workman's Comp) was there waiting for me fresh out of the shower with only a towel on.... of course, this excites me... I start tracing his nice cock with my fingers... toying with the flesh... watching the skin change from soft and flaccid to taught and hard.

I started going down on him... engulfing him in my mouth and making him really hard. He has great girth, so, I really have to concentrate when I deep throat him. Nice and slow... Making sure not to choke or gag.

His balls were reacting quite nicely to my fingers as I cupped them close.

Total concentration... until that gawd damn Maury came on at 12:00. I don't fricken care who the father of that baby is! I literately stopped until the results were done and then made sure I had 100% of his attention...

Success.

I will win over the power of daytime talk shows damn it!

Maury, don't fuck with me!!!! =)

Personally I think he sounds like a herb

I would have had you give me dome and watched Maury at the same damn time and slap you in the face if you were being a good little dick sucker.. and after I blew down your throat I'd tell you to go make me a sandwich

Decent short story. The happy ending was kind of anti-climatic though. I'd rewrite that.

Okay, I admit it... I blew him for a good 15 mintues while he watched Maury... I just stopped for the "results" portion... I am 1,000% sure I am NOT that babies father! ;)

OMG! Who is the father then!? Nooooooo!

I have a secret... I cheated on you... 25 times...
But I am 2,000% sure YOU ARE the babies father! *dunt dunt daaaaaah!*

I love it when the little hoes say "I am one hundred and ten percent sure that he's the father!!!! :("

and the results come back as some other guy and the girl causes a scene and starts tweaking out and crying.. yeah.. it cracks me up

Why is Maury always about DNA testing.. back in the day didn't they have different show topics?

I just love it when the "ho" runs backstage... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *drops to knees*

It's all about DNA
Lie Detectors
and
Cheating

Do we need anything else in the world!!!!

OMG! It looks like me too! It must be my brothers.

You had your twin sleep with me... didn't you! (that was seriously one of the guests today)

So so sad =)

:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

:)

this thread is useless with out pics of you, or a video of you deep throating him.

hahahahaaha