Deep Throating vs. Maury

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  • RisqueWritings
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 628
    #1

    Deep Throating vs. Maury

    There is something seriously wrong here....

    So, I went home for lunch, and my boyfriend (who's on Workman's Comp) was there waiting for me fresh out of the shower with only a towel on.... of course, this excites me... I start tracing his nice cock with my fingers... toying with the flesh... watching the skin change from soft and flaccid to taught and hard.

    I started going down on him... engulfing him in my mouth and making him really hard. He has great girth, so, I really have to concentrate when I deep throat him. Nice and slow... Making sure not to choke or gag.

    His balls were reacting quite nicely to my fingers as I cupped them close.

    Total concentration... until that gawd damn Maury came on at 12:00. I don't fricken care who the father of that baby is! I literately stopped until the results were done and then made sure I had 100% of his attention...

    Success.

    I will win over the power of daytime talk shows damn it!

    Maury, don't fuck with me!!!! =)
    -Risque aka Kris
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    • gh0st
      So Fucking Banned
      • Feb 2005
      • 928
      #2
      Personally I think he sounds like a herb

      I would have had you give me dome and watched Maury at the same damn time and slap you in the face if you were being a good little dick sucker.. and after I blew down your throat I'd tell you to go make me a sandwich

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        • psili
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 5526
          #3
          Decent short story. The happy ending was kind of anti-climatic though. I'd rewrite that.
          Your post count means nothing.

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            • RisqueWritings
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2004
              • 628
              #4
              Originally posted by gh0st
              Personally I think he sounds like a herb

              I would have had you give me dome and watched Maury at the same damn time and slap you in the face if you were being a good little dick sucker.. and after I blew down your throat I'd tell you to go make me a sandwich

              Okay, I admit it... I blew him for a good 15 mintues while he watched Maury... I just stopped for the "results" portion... I am 1,000% sure I am NOT that babies father! ;)
              -Risque aka Kris

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                • NinjaSteve
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 11089
                  #5
                  OMG! Who is the father then!? Nooooooo!
                  ...

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                    • RisqueWritings
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 628
                      #6
                      Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                      OMG! Who is the father then!? Nooooooo!
                      I have a secret... I cheated on you... 25 times...
                      But I am 2,000% sure YOU ARE the babies father! *dunt dunt daaaaaah!*
                      -Risque aka Kris

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                        • gh0st
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 928
                          #7
                          Originally posted by RisqueWritings
                          I have a secret... I cheated on you... 25 times...
                          But I am 2,000% sure YOU ARE the babies father! *dunt dunt daaaaaah!*
                          I love it when the little hoes say "I am one hundred and ten percent sure that he's the father!!!! "

                          and the results come back as some other guy and the girl causes a scene and starts tweaking out and crying.. yeah.. it cracks me up

                          Why is Maury always about DNA testing.. back in the day didn't they have different show topics?

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                            • RisqueWritings
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 628
                              #8
                              Originally posted by gh0st
                              I love it when the little hoes say "I am one hundred and ten percent sure that he's the father!!!! "

                              and the results come back as some other guy and the girl causes a scene and starts tweaking out and crying.. yeah.. it cracks me up

                              Why is Maury always about DNA testing.. back in the day didn't they have different show topics?
                              I just love it when the "ho" runs backstage... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *drops to knees*

                              It's all about DNA
                              Lie Detectors
                              and
                              Cheating

                              Do we need anything else in the world!!!!
                              -Risque aka Kris

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                                • NinjaSteve
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 11089
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RisqueWritings
                                  I have a secret... I cheated on you... 25 times...
                                  But I am 2,000% sure YOU ARE the babies father! *dunt dunt daaaaaah!*
                                  OMG! It looks like me too! It must be my brothers.
                                  ...

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                                    • RisqueWritings
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 628
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                                      OMG! It looks like me too! It must be my brothers.
                                      You had your twin sleep with me... didn't you! (that was seriously one of the guests today)

                                      So so sad =)
                                      -Risque aka Kris

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                                        • tASSy
                                          Spread The Pink!
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 8229
                                          #11
                                          why aren't i ever invited over for this sort of thing? ;) oh wait. yes i am! i can totally vouch for your deep throat skills, i've seen them in action :D

                                          tassy*PINK
                                          * ICQ ~ 318*097*066 *


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                                            • fl_prn_str
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 5736
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                                              OMG! Who is the father then!? Nooooooo!



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                                                • riddler
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 3726
                                                  #13
                                                  this thread is useless with out pics of you, or a video of you deep throating him.

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                                                    • Jayo
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 854
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by RisqueWritings
                                                      I have a secret... I cheated on you... 25 times...
                                                      But I am 2,000% sure YOU ARE the babies father! *dunt dunt daaaaaah!*

                                                      hahahahaaha
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