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Old 02-04-2005, 01:43 PM   #1
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A joke to start the weekend off with a laugh!!!

A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks "Where are your tampons?" The clerk goes, "Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left." Biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 45 min. later he returns carrying toilet paper and cotton balls. The cashier starts to ring him up and goes, "You know, I know it's none of my business, but I thought you were here for tampons." Biker goes, "Well, last week I sent my ol' lady out for smokes and she comes back with ziz zags and tobacco, by God that fucking bitch can roll her own too."


Have a great weekend guys!!!
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Old 02-04-2005, 01:56 PM   #2
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:54 PM   #3
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Bump for anyone who missed it!!!
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:56 PM   #4
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What about the string!?!?!

Add some dental floss to that order! Have a great weekend yourself!
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:56 PM   #5
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Good One, have a good weekend
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:59 PM   #6
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Payback is a bitch!
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:00 PM   #7
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that was a good one
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:13 PM   #8
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HAHAHA, good one!
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:14 PM   #9
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:45 PM   #10
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haha thats pretty good, would love to see his wife's expression.
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:19 PM   #11
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What about the string!?!?!

Add some dental floss to that order! Have a great weekend yourself!
Dental floss
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:34 PM   #12
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LOL that was fucking nice.
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:36 PM   #13
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