A joke to start the weekend off with a laugh!!!

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  • Loryn
    Super Connector
    • Jul 2003
    • 12853

    #1

    A joke to start the weekend off with a laugh!!!

    A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks "Where are your tampons?" The clerk goes, "Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left." Biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 45 min. later he returns carrying toilet paper and cotton balls. The cashier starts to ring him up and goes, "You know, I know it's none of my business, but I thought you were here for tampons." Biker goes, "Well, last week I sent my ol' lady out for smokes and she comes back with ziz zags and tobacco, by God that fucking bitch can roll her own too."


    Have a great weekend guys!!!
    ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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  • alexg
    IL4L.com
    • Aug 2003
    • 11287

    #2
    haha

    classic

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    • Loryn
      Super Connector
      • Jul 2003
      • 12853

      #3
      Bump for anyone who missed it!!!
      ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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      • Rob
        I'm a great bowler.
        • Nov 2003
        • 13310

        #4
        What about the string!?!?!

        Add some dental floss to that order! Have a great weekend yourself!

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        • longbrick
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2004
          • 913

          #5
          Good One, have a good weekend

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          • Jake
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2001
            • 3056

            #6
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            • TrumpCash_Dave
              Its almost time
              • Dec 2002
              • 13009

              #7
              that was a good one

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              • Jayo
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 854

                #8
                HAHAHA, good one!
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                • Minte
                  Babemeister
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7081

                  #9
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                  • Wiggles
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2004
                    • 14423

                    #10
                    haha thats pretty good, would love to see his wife's expression.
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                    • Loryn
                      Super Connector
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 12853

                      #11
                      Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                      What about the string!?!?!

                      Add some dental floss to that order! Have a great weekend yourself!
                      Dental floss
                      ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                      RIP TD

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                      • cold_ice
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 3027

                        #12
                        LOL that was fucking nice.

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                        • baddog
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                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          haha 678

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