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sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:34 PM

p.s. Why are so many guys afraid of theirs girls using dildos?

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Happypeekers

I feel about as welcome as a fart in a telephone box lolol

does it smell in here? lol

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

p.s. Why are so many guys afraid of theirs girls using dildos?

They're afraid that the girls will be using those dildoes on THEM.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:35 PM

I am as As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:35 PM

I'l win ... you know me

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

p.s. Why are so many guys afraid of theirs girls using dildos?

I am not affraid of my wife using them. If she wants to, more power to her

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

p.s. Why are so many guys afraid of theirs girls using dildos?

I dunno ... just make sex life a lot better

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:36 PM

She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Happypeekers

I am as As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market

Ewww.

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I'l win ... you know me

Your probably right. Either you or Happypeekers

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:36 PM

As confused as a baby in a topless bar.

Webmaster_Logic · 02-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Here is a bump for you.. I wanna use this on my wife

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers

She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel

depends on what type of shit, juicy or thick... lmao

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:37 PM

These damn quotes are about As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy ass lol

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Bad boy bad boy

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Ah, the good old days.

Those were the days that I could master; the pace was slower and I was faster.

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Ah, the good old days.

Those were the days that I could master; the pace was slower and I was faster.

I'm a master

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Make your wife happy and buy her a big black dong for Valentines..

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

i love with all my heart
this is true
can i use
these analbeeds on you?

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

A fool and his money are soon seen in Las Vegas.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

IceMaster · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

Nice promo. I guess

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

I've heard alot of guys say they hate them. Could they be threatened?

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

Vibrate your way into Valentines Day!

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

They're afraid that the girls will be using those dildoes on THEM.

Or are they afraid that their gf's will know that they like that?

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

A legend in his own mind...

I think this one is referring to Brad lol

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I'm a master

Master Baiter?

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:40 PM

Spice up your Valentines Day with Butt Plug

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:40 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cun.t I could fuck it!"

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Happypeekers

A legend in his own mind...

I think this one is referring to Brad lol

hahaha ouch..

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:41 PM

zzzZzZzZzzzZZZZzzz

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:41 PM

"Yes, as a matter of fact, my dong IS gold-plated!"

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cun.t I could fuck it!"

OMG .. That is freaking HILLARIOUS LOLOL

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:42 PM

Forget Buns of Steel, Get Your Wife Vibes of Steel on Valentines Day.

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cun.t I could fuck it!"

Haha. That was almost me. I live in a city that fits that.

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Happypeekers

OMG .. That is freaking HILLARIOUS LOLOL

Ancient as hell.

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:43 PM

Pleasure Her On Valentines Day With A Pocket Rocket!

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:43 PM

T-shirt slogan:

"If sex is a pain in the ass, roll over."

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:44 PM

Dildos: Every lesbian's fantasy man.

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:44 PM

Maximize her Climax with Climax Maximizer on Valentines Day.. lol

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:44 PM

The two rules of success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.

Nothing is so simple that it can't be screwed up.

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:44 PM

Butt plugs make great gags.

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:45 PM

Just when I thought I was winning the rat race, along came faster rats.

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Dildos: Every lesbian's fantasy man.

"Dildos: I dare to you sniff it"

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:46 PM

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:46 PM

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:46 PM

Did someone say something about rats?

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:46 PM

The most important thing in a marriage is for both to have faith in God & Jesus Christ! When you have faith, everything is possible!

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:46 PM

Man showing off watch: "I got this from my grandfather, just a few minutes before he died. For $20."

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:46 PM

Behind every great man, there's a great little woman who helps make him that way, his helpmeet.

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