Show her you love her with a Peter North dildo.

Any man who thinks he is more intelligent than his wife is married to a smart woman.

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the dildo in the ass and the dick in the pussy

LOL some funny posts in this thread. Nice! lol

w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No matter how orderly a woman is by nature, it is a mistake for her to always be putting her husband in his place.

Nothing Says I Love You like a Big Scary Dildo.

The only cure for a lost love is a new love.

There are two periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women--before marriage & after marriage.

Do they really make women like this?

Is your girlfriend going to be away for Valentines? Don't let her go unpleasured and get her a Cuddly Koala..

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Dildos, The Other White Meat.

A marriage is a witness, like a baptism. The circle of the ring is a symbol of eternal verity & the gold a symbol of lasting value.

25 to go

Marriage is the most intimate, humbling, loving, and self-sacrificial relationship between human beings.

Quirky is sexy, like scars or
chipped teeth. I also like tattoos
they're rebellious.

Jennifer Aniston

Nothing says lovin like 2 in the pooper!

Give what you can't give her yourself - an orgasm.

It's hard to love someone you don't respect or admire for something.

here we go..

more then 25

Im so gonna save this thread for when I need a laugh LOL

Say "I love you" a hundred times a day!

Nothing says I Love You more than a Classix Strap On :) Just ask Brad.

Sex is like a rummy game; if you don't have a
good partner, you better have a good hand.

totally true

Vibrators: The next best thing to being there.

The word "engagement" has two meanings: in war it's a battle, in courtship it's surrender.

21 to go

not anymore!

This is true lol :1orglaugh

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
One of the mysteries of life is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry the daughter, can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

For when he's too drunk to get it up...

damn this is going fast

Marriage is a sexual relationship, or you could have simple stayed good friends.

here at last :)

Do you have a small penis? Well make her happy on Valentines Day with a CyberSkin- Penis Extension

I hope I win lol

We bring a whole new meaning to "Jelly Beans"

I wanna win!!!

I like dildos ;-)

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

we there yet?

One more time ;-)

did i win?
i need headless' sig!

LOL to funny

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me!

Success in marriage is much more than finding the right person!--It is a matter of being the right person!