p.s. Why are so many guys afraid of theirs girls using dildos?

does it smell in here? lol

They're afraid that the girls will be using those dildoes on THEM.

I am as As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market

I'l win ... you know me

I am not affraid of my wife using them. If she wants to, more power to her :)

I dunno ... just make sex life a lot better

She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel

Ewww. :disgust

Your probably right. Either you or Happypeekers :)

As confused as a baby in a topless bar.

Here is a bump for you.. I wanna use this on my wife :thumbsup

depends on what type of shit, juicy or thick... lmao

These damn quotes are about As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy ass lol

Bad boy bad boy

Ah, the good old days.

Those were the days that I could master; the pace was slower and I was faster.

I'm a master

Make your wife happy and buy her a big black dong for Valentines..

i love with all my heart
this is true
can i use
these analbeeds on you?

A fool and his money are soon seen in Las Vegas.

As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

Nice promo. I guess

I've heard alot of guys say they hate them. Could they be threatened?

Vibrate your way into Valentines Day!

Or are they afraid that their gf's will know that they like that?
:1orglaugh

A legend in his own mind...

I think this one is referring to Brad lol

Master Baiter?

Spice up your Valentines Day with Butt Plug

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cun.t I could fuck it!"

hahaha ouch..

zzzZzZzZzzzZZZZzzz

"Yes, as a matter of fact, my dong IS gold-plated!"

OMG .. That is freaking HILLARIOUS LOLOL :1orglaugh

Forget Buns of Steel, Get Your Wife Vibes of Steel on Valentines Day.

Haha. That was almost me. I live in a city that fits that.
:winkwink:

Ancient as hell. :upsidedow

Pleasure Her On Valentines Day With A Pocket Rocket!

T-shirt slogan:

"If sex is a pain in the ass, roll over."

Dildos: Every lesbian's fantasy man.

Maximize her Climax with Climax Maximizer on Valentines Day.. lol

The two rules of success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.

Nothing is so simple that it can't be screwed up.

Butt plugs make great gags.

Just when I thought I was winning the rat race, along came faster rats.

"Dildos: I dare to you sniff it"

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour

Did someone say something about rats?

The most important thing in a marriage is for both to have faith in God & Jesus Christ! When you have faith, everything is possible!

Man showing off watch: "I got this from my grandfather, just a few minutes before he died. For $20."

Behind every great man, there's a great little woman who helps make him that way, his helpmeet.