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MrIzzz · 01-30-2005, 06:39 PM

Oh to be six again
The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd

love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a

nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland.

What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space

Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted

Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her

head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a

McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with

extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly changed. "Is that what this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

Carmensita · 01-30-2005, 06:39 PM

xclusive · 01-30-2005, 06:41 PM

LOL that's great

Undisputed1 · 01-30-2005, 06:41 PM

lol nice story

blazi · 01-30-2005, 06:43 PM

so funny but true!

Ironhorse · 01-30-2005, 06:45 PM

Too true..

CybermedAndy · 01-30-2005, 06:46 PM

Ya funny cause its so true

rambler · 01-30-2005, 06:47 PM

lol, hits close to home

flashfire · 01-30-2005, 06:49 PM

lol, thats the cleanest joke I've ever heard on here

thefool · 01-30-2005, 06:51 PM

at least he tried

for my birthday my ex gave me a silver bird shaped thing that holds ear rings... I dont have my ears peirced! lol thanks dear, now I have a place to put all those crappy ear rings people give me for christmas that I cant wear ;) Ahhh, the wonders of "regifting" my aunt liked the ear ring holder.

MrIzzz · 01-30-2005, 06:53 PM

glad you like it, women are a different animal altogether

Damian_Maxcash · 01-30-2005, 06:54 PM

"a joke" - almost

Where was the sex?!

SugarSusan · 01-30-2005, 06:55 PM

hahahaha true!!!

01-30-2005, 06:39 PM	#1
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	a joke Oh to be six again The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland. What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly changed. "Is that what this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong. __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

01-30-2005, 06:41 PM	#3
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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	lol, thats the cleanest joke I've ever heard on here

01-30-2005, 06:51 PM	#10
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	at least he tried for my birthday my ex gave me a silver bird shaped thing that holds ear rings... I dont have my ears peirced! lol thanks dear, now I have a place to put all those crappy ear rings people give me for christmas that I cant wear ;) Ahhh, the wonders of "regifting" my aunt liked the ear ring holder. __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-30-2005, 06:53 PM	#11
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	glad you like it, women are a different animal altogether __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

01-30-2005, 06:54 PM	#12
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	"a joke" - almost Where was the sex?!

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