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MrIzzz · 01-30-2005, 06:39 PM

Oh to be six again
The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd

love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a

nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland.

What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space

Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted

Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her

head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a

McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with

extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly changed. "Is that what this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

01-30-2005, 06:39 PM
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	a joke Oh to be six again The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland. What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly changed. "Is that what this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong. __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?