Today my GF wanted to have sex and I couldn't keep my erection - GoFuckYourself.com

Paraskass · 01-30-2005, 11:32 PM

WTF

this has happenned to me once before, out of all the times I've had sex.

I had an erection and lost it.

Oh well, guess it will come back next time.
The worse part about loosing an erection is thinking "oh shit, gotta get it back". Then you start thinking more about getting it back and you get stressed out and when you're stressed out, say goodbye to mister wood.

on another note. Does this mean I am gay?

Juicy D. Links · 01-30-2005, 11:33 PM

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enter » · 01-30-2005, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

on another note. Does this mean I am gay?

No, it means your girlfriend is ugly.

Sorry, I just saw the window. I'm sure she's hot for a webmasters gf.

fünkmaster · 01-30-2005, 11:36 PM

...now tell me ... how fucking hard is it to keep a 2" penis up, for christ sake.

Der Schleicher · 01-30-2005, 11:38 PM

No you are not gay. you need some Ginseng and Korean bugs. The natural way.

reynold · 01-30-2005, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

WTF

this has happenned to me once before, out of all the times I've had sex.

I had an erection and lost it.

Oh well, guess it will come back next time.
The worse part about loosing an erection is thinking "oh shit, gotta get it back". Then you start thinking more about getting it back and you get stressed out and when you're stressed out, say goodbye to mister wood.

on another note. Does this mean I am gay?

No, you're not gay. Shit like his happens.

pornRefinery · 01-30-2005, 11:41 PM

GFY trauma

Spunky · 01-30-2005, 11:43 PM

Insert

pic

jukeboxfrank · 01-30-2005, 11:46 PM

maybe you should not jerk off 20 times a day now that you are getting older

WebTitan · 01-30-2005, 11:48 PM

life is over when you can't keep wood...

sicone · 01-30-2005, 11:48 PM

When you were doing your thing, were you thinking about the task at hand or were you concetrating on the internet.

Got to get your priorities straight man

Damian_Maxcash · 01-30-2005, 11:48 PM

Im not sure whats funnier

U had a GF?

U had sex?

U had an erection?

JK.... It means your gay....

Paraskass · 01-30-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukeboxfrank

maybe you should not jerk off 20 times a day now that you are getting older

I jerked off 2 times in 20 minutes before I went to bed last night...
that could explain it. Although I was hard for a long time while we we're messing around.

Ifuckedyourmom · 01-30-2005, 11:52 PM

ahahaha couldnt keep a boner , what a loser,

wow dude, your not gay , Ur like Superduper faqqot bro , i mean com on now , lose a boner ? nahhhh only faqqots

xclusive · 01-30-2005, 11:56 PM

dude you love the cock it's ok

abadfish · 01-31-2005, 12:10 AM

I wouldn't worry about it unless it happens often... but I wouldn't post that shit here either

Ironhorse · 01-31-2005, 01:02 AM

Stop jerking off so much and start jogging everyday, your problem will dissappear..

MetaMan · 01-31-2005, 01:06 AM

i walk around in salute all day, i also eat at least 20 tomatoes daily.

yuvalus · 01-31-2005, 01:09 AM

what a great thread.. lol

DWB · 01-31-2005, 02:29 AM

Welcome to your 30s man... lol

Enter pharmaceuticals for a longer, harder erection.

Better living through chemistry. :-)

hova · 01-31-2005, 02:32 AM

It's the beginning of the end

flashfire · 01-31-2005, 02:39 AM

get your girlfriend a nice dildo for her birthday

Sarah_Jayne · 01-31-2005, 03:27 AM

it happens....did you do the 'its not you' line?

LeWeekend · 01-31-2005, 03:53 AM

viagra is still the king..

webcrawler · 01-31-2005, 05:45 AM

Go get some rest, then start all over again.

ocho-ocho · 01-31-2005, 06:22 AM

ohh that really sucks, ass in!
for sure the GURL got pissed, aiyt?

btw..what causes the sudden loss of erection? im curious...
let me hear it from, u guys

DraX · 01-31-2005, 06:41 AM

Reasons for loosing wood during sex:

* you start to think about how many this chick really have had sex with, 10,20,50,100+ ??

* During sex you suddenly starts to sniff on her pussy and discovers that she's got a really ugly smell and you cant get rid of it whatever "HOT" things you try to think about

* You are banging her as usual when you hear a little, "pffft" but you dont think much about it though 3 seconds after a fart smell are reaching your nose and trying to enter, this is when you say something like ohhh i ordered a pizza like 30 minutes ago gotta go.

Reasons where i lost wood or plain not wanted to stay anymore, own experience

Violetta · 01-31-2005, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ifuckedyourmom

ahahaha couldnt keep a boner , what a loser,

wow dude, your not gay , Ur like Superduper faqqot bro , i mean com on now , lose a boner ? nahhhh only faqqots

You are retarded!

DraX · 01-31-2005, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ifuckedyourmom

ahahaha couldnt keep a boner , what a loser,

wow dude, your not gay , Ur like Superduper faqqot bro , i mean com on now , lose a boner ? nahhhh only faqqots

Ohh sorry i didnt get your age ?

beemk · 01-31-2005, 07:01 AM

if you want ill send you my picture so it doesnt happen again

The Bootyologist · 01-31-2005, 08:29 AM

no, this happens to everyone atleast once

Sosa · 01-31-2005, 08:32 AM

ahh poor guy. only has happened to me when going for the 2nd or 3rd time right after getting done the first time.

Trax · 01-31-2005, 08:34 AM

lol
what a great thread

FrankWhite · 01-31-2005, 09:03 AM

Baby Pink · 01-31-2005, 11:12 AM

I don't think that is the problem at all. Shit happens

Goose · 01-31-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomed

word up! Gives you a errection lasting for 2 days

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DraX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In wonderland.. Posts: 7,147	Reasons for loosing wood during sex: * you start to think about how many this chick really have had sex with, 10,20,50,100+ ?? * During sex you suddenly starts to sniff on her pussy and discovers that she's got a really ugly smell and you cant get rid of it whatever "HOT" things you try to think about * You are banging her as usual when you hear a little, "pffft" but you dont think much about it though 3 seconds after a fart smell are reaching your nose and trying to enter, this is when you say something like ohhh i ordered a pizza like 30 minutes ago gotta go. Reasons where i lost wood or plain not wanted to stay anymore, own experience __________________ Deposit Today With BTC - Play With Bitcoins

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