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Today my GF wanted to have sex and I couldn't keep my erection
WTF
this has happenned to me once before, out of all the times I've had sex. I had an erection and lost it. :( Oh well, guess it will come back next time. The worse part about loosing an erection is thinking "oh shit, gotta get it back". Then you start thinking more about getting it back and you get stressed out and when you're stressed out, say goodbye to mister wood. :1orglaugh on another note. Does this mean I am gay? |
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Sorry, I just saw the window. I'm sure she's hot for a webmasters gf. |
...now tell me ... how fucking hard is it to keep a 2" penis up, for christ sake.
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No you are not gay. you need some Ginseng and Korean bugs. The natural way.
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No, you're not gay. Shit like his happens. |
GFY trauma
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Insert http://www.renegadetgp.com/fag.jpg pic :pimp
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maybe you should not jerk off 20 times a day now that you are getting older
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life is over when you can't keep wood...
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When you were doing your thing, were you thinking about the task at hand or were you concetrating on the internet.
Got to get your priorities straight man |
Im not sure whats funnier
U had a GF? U had sex? U had an erection? JK.... It means your gay.... :) |
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that could explain it. Although I was hard for a long time while we we're messing around. |
ahahaha couldnt keep a boner , what a loser,
wow dude, your not gay , Ur like Superduper faqqot bro , i mean com on now , lose a boner ? nahhhh only faqqots |
dude you love the cock it's ok
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I wouldn't worry about it unless it happens often... but I wouldn't post that shit here either :)
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Stop jerking off so much and start jogging everyday, your problem will dissappear..
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i walk around in salute all day, i also eat at least 20 tomatoes daily.
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what a great thread.. lol
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Welcome to your 30s man... lol
Enter pharmaceuticals for a longer, harder erection. Better living through chemistry. :-) |
It's the beginning of the end
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get your girlfriend a nice dildo for her birthday
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it happens....did you do the 'its not you' line?
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viagra is still the king..
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Go get some rest, then start all over again. :1orglaugh
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ohh that really sucks, ass in!
for sure the GURL got pissed, aiyt? btw..what causes the sudden loss of erection? im curious... let me hear it from, u guys :) |
Reasons for loosing wood during sex:
* you start to think about how many this chick really have had sex with, 10,20,50,100+ ?? * During sex you suddenly starts to sniff on her pussy and discovers that she's got a really ugly smell and you cant get rid of it whatever "HOT" things you try to think about * You are banging her as usual when you hear a little, "pffft" but you dont think much about it though 3 seconds after a fart smell are reaching your nose and trying to enter, this is when you say something like ohhh i ordered a pizza like 30 minutes ago gotta go. Reasons where i lost wood or plain not wanted to stay anymore, own experience |
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if you want ill send you my picture so it doesnt happen again
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no, this happens to everyone atleast once
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ahh poor guy. only has happened to me when going for the 2nd or 3rd time right after getting done the first time.
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lol
what a great thread :) |
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I don't think that is the problem at all. Shit happens
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